a rubber 

A condom

He is wearing a rubber

a rubber by Miked2003 July 8, 2017

wear a rubber 

To put on a condom.

Dude she might have a disease you better wear a rubber.

wear a rubber by rubberwearer July 20, 2010

The Ant and the Rubber Tree Plant 

The act of inserting the tip of a scoopula into one's anus to form a bridge into the orifice, then sprinkling bread crumbs along the scoopula. A box of camel crickets is then opened and coaxed to follow the bread crumb trail into the anus, leading to a chemical reaction inside the user's body that results in a wild, hallucinogenic experience.

I bought a box of camel crickets to do a little of The Ant and the Rubber Tree Plant and now I'm the sexiest man alive.

The Ant and the Rubber Tree Plant by elAWESOMOR February 16, 2015

jesus harold christ on rubber crutches 

an expletive interjection referencing Jesus Christ. It is typically uttered in anger, surprise, or frustration, though sometimes also with humorous intent.

Person 1: Why the hell should I care about who you want to get revenge on, I want my share! Finish the job

Person 2: Jesus Harold Christ on rubber crutches, you shut your mouth! Give me your hand!

jesus harold christ on rubber crutches by what do i care 125 September 24, 2020

burn rubber 

1. To speed up drastically in your scraper
2. To bang bitches with a condom

Too $hort - Burn Rubber

burn rubber by TerrorBaby September 26, 2005

Sitting on a Rubber Band 

Speaking one's way into an akward conversation.

I was sitting on a rubber band when I told my date she had a fat ass.

Sitting on a Rubber Band by Joey Tcif June 11, 2007

Double ass rubber pusher 

When a guy tapes a rubber dildo to the back of his waist, puts it into a girls ass, and is fucking another girl up her ass with his actual penis.

"Me, my girlfriend, and her sister tried the Double ass rubber pusher last night. It was fucking awesome."

Double ass rubber pusher by THATPERSON123456 November 4, 2011