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rub one out

masturbate. The "one" is an orgasm, i.e. rubbing one's genitals to the point of climax. May also refer to a handjob or fingerbang, or more generally, any manual manipulation of genitals.
I got so excited watching her video that I had to rub one out.
by Scarey December 7, 2009
mugGet the rub one outmug.

Tip-Rub-Sesh

Tip-Rub-Sesh (also referred to as mutual agreement, mutual assent or consensus ad idem) is a phrase in contract law used to describe the intentions of the parties forming the contract. In particular it refers to the situation where there is a common understanding in the formation of the contract. This condition or element is often considered a necessary requirement to the formation of a contract.
just checkin in with you dudez to see who's potentially into thursday night tip-rub-sesh!
by TheOGinator April 7, 2010
mugGet the Tip-Rub-Seshmug.

Dirty Peach Rub

When a girl from Georgia rubs her boobs in your face.
I went down to the ATL and got dirty peach rubbed by some fine ass titties.
by Georgia Peachy Tits March 16, 2009
mugGet the Dirty Peach Rubmug.

Rub out a batch

Whack off. Masturbate. Take Little Johnny Dancing Down at Knuckle Junction.
Sometimes I goto the 23rd Floor bathroom in the afternoon, think about the Latina secretaries, receptionists and paralegals and rub out a batch.
by Hank the Angry Dwarf September 26, 2006
mugGet the Rub out a batchmug.

Rub out a chubby

Alternate way of saying beat the meat, used to hide you're going for a chug
Tensions are high, rub out a chubby

Alan, there's a time and place and this is not it, why don't you rub out a chubby
by ExtremeLengthMcPhie July 28, 2016
mugGet the Rub out a chubbymug.

Rub-n-plop

For use on difficult or reluctant turds that hesitate to come out, but whose presence can be felt in the lower abdomen. One can rub their guts, pressing inwards working the deuce downward until the immediate urge to shit hits.
Got something wicked left over from those tacos last night that just won't leave, should probably try a lil rub-n-plop
by CholulaJew December 10, 2013
mugGet the Rub-n-plopmug.

Rub one out

Rub one out meaning literally what it means, a women/girl rubbing their clit/fingering vagina until orgasm. A girl flicking the bean meaning rubbing her clit until she explodes her load.
She was looking at a man’s naked magazine she got so horny she had to rub one out
by Gordon is here hahahahha September 11, 2022
mugGet the Rub one outmug.

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