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rub one out

masturbate. The "one" is an orgasm, i.e. rubbing one's genitals to the point of climax. May also refer to a handjob or fingerbang, or more generally, any manual manipulation of genitals.
I got so excited watching her video that I had to rub one out.
by Scarey December 7, 2009
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Tip-Rub-Sesh

Tip-Rub-Sesh (also referred to as mutual agreement, mutual assent or consensus ad idem) is a phrase in contract law used to describe the intentions of the parties forming the contract. In particular it refers to the situation where there is a common understanding in the formation of the contract. This condition or element is often considered a necessary requirement to the formation of a contract.
just checkin in with you dudez to see who's potentially into thursday night tip-rub-sesh!
by TheOGinator April 7, 2010
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Dirty Peach Rub

When a girl from Georgia rubs her boobs in your face.
I went down to the ATL and got dirty peach rubbed by some fine ass titties.
by Georgia Peachy Tits March 16, 2009
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Rub out a batch

Whack off. Masturbate. Take Little Johnny Dancing Down at Knuckle Junction.
Sometimes I goto the 23rd Floor bathroom in the afternoon, think about the Latina secretaries, receptionists and paralegals and rub out a batch.
by Hank the Angry Dwarf September 26, 2006
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Memphis dry rub

1. When a girl gives a poor quality hand job.

2. Blisters gained from a very dry/rough hand job.
Dude 1.
"So I watched you leave with that chick last night."

Dude 2.
"Yea it turned into a Memphis dry rub."
by Louie Carman May 18, 2013
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double-handed rub

double-handed rub:

- going at your gear and masturbating with two hands instead of one
- obviously, a GREAT masturbation technique which kind of explains itself

Background:

- Two hands are better than one.
- The male version usually involves massaging the grapes while cranking the sausage.
- The female version usually entails holding back the curtains while tickling the little-gal-in-the-boat.
Ex.1

Joe just discovered the 'double-handed rub' and now has to use speaker phone during phone sex with Val.

Ex.2

Val used to easily pleasure herself while she was driving, but since she discovered (and totally switched to) the 'double-handed rub', she either pulls her vehicle over to the side of the road or she drives with the cruise control on and steers with her nose or feet.
by GlennyJ December 10, 2013
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Rub-n-plop

For use on difficult or reluctant turds that hesitate to come out, but whose presence can be felt in the lower abdomen. One can rub their guts, pressing inwards working the deuce downward until the immediate urge to shit hits.
Got something wicked left over from those tacos last night that just won't leave, should probably try a lil rub-n-plop
by CholulaJew December 10, 2013
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