Scarey's definitions

Gold panning

Getting a handful of lucky charms and picking through for the marshmallows

After Gold panning for an hour or so, I realized that all that was left in the box were the shitty brown oats.

by SCAREY February 18, 2015

rub one out

masturbate. The "one" is an orgasm, i.e. rubbing one's genitals to the point of climax. May also refer to a handjob or fingerbang, or more generally, any manual manipulation of genitals.

I got so excited watching her video that I had to rub one out.

by Scarey December 7, 2009

Monogamytheist

A conglomerate of the words monogamy and monotheist, which mean one partner and one God, respectively. A monogamytheist is someone who worships, glorifies, and generally never shuts up about their significant other. Often either ignorant of or in denial of the aforementioned partners flaws, the monogamytheist may not even have that good of a relationship with their partner, but treats it like a 60-year marriage.

Omg, Jack never stops talking about all the stuff he and his girlfriend did together, what a monogamytheist!

by SCAREY October 26, 2015