rub one out

masturbate. The "one" is an orgasm, i.e. rubbing one's genitals to the point of climax. May also refer to a handjob or fingerbang, or more generally, any manual manipulation of genitals.

I got so excited watching her video that I had to rub one out.

by Scarey December 7, 2009

Tip-Rub-Sesh

Tip-Rub-Sesh (also referred to as mutual agreement, mutual assent or consensus ad idem) is a phrase in contract law used to describe the intentions of the parties forming the contract. In particular it refers to the situation where there is a common understanding in the formation of the contract. This condition or element is often considered a necessary requirement to the formation of a contract.

just checkin in with you dudez to see who's potentially into thursday night tip-rub-sesh!

by TheOGinator April 7, 2010

Dirty Peach Rub

When a girl from Georgia rubs her boobs in your face.

I went down to the ATL and got dirty peach rubbed by some fine ass titties.

by Georgia Peachy Tits March 16, 2009

Rub out a batch

Whack off. Masturbate. Take Little Johnny Dancing Down at Knuckle Junction.

Sometimes I goto the 23rd Floor bathroom in the afternoon, think about the Latina secretaries, receptionists and paralegals and rub out a batch.

by Hank the Angry Dwarf September 26, 2006

Rub out a chubby

Alternate way of saying beat the meat, used to hide you're going for a chug

Tensions are high, rub out a chubby

Alan, there's a time and place and this is not it, why don't you rub out a chubby

by ExtremeLengthMcPhie July 28, 2016

Wisconsin Dry Rub

The act of eating wings, taking a hefty steamer on the waitress, and rubbing it thoroughly on her cleavage, allowing it to drizzle down to her stomach. To finish it, you leave her no tip. Do this weekly for ultimate effect.

"Katie was being such a bitch, so I gave her the Wisconsin Dry Rub. Can't wait to go again next Monday."

by tamslam March 2, 2015

Mile High Rub

The act of masturbating on an aeroplane, usually (and more practically) in the toilet.

Jeff: How was the flight from London to Paris?
Brian: I couldn't quite find the time to pick up a bird for a bit of mid-air hanky panky, but I did rub one out instead. It was the right thing to do.
Jeff: Nice! Nothing wrong with doing a Mile High Rub.

by rob1982 January 21, 2013