Roister Roll

The act of unleashing uncontrollable bursts of laughter privately, (or publicly) to the point of hysteria or hyperventilation. A laugh is unique and entrusted to everyone, but a roister roll is for the gifted few blessed with overachieving glee!

Oh man....while eating at the cafe the other day, Brittany unleashed her roister roll.

Haha...was everyone in the place staring at you?

Are you kidding, of course, it had it's own echo.

by lennonutt March 28, 2011

fuego rolls

Delicious home made sushi containing 6 of the 7 most fire ingredients ever known to man. Originally invented by some unknown, studly master chef while he was really fucking wasted, the fuego roll is quickly becoming one of the most fire drunk foods around the world.

"Oh my god... What's in this? It feels like I just had an orgasm in my mouth!"
"Those are just some of my homemade Fuego Rolls"
"Did you say Fuego Rolls? No wonder, I should've known!"
"Yeah you should've, you fucking idiot"

by Matbenanjaq March 9, 2011

roll-sidle

When a big-time consultant physically rolls his office chair into your cube (or office) to annoy you with something pointless. The result is usually a feeling of anger and physical harm is entirely possible. This is different from a regular "sidle" which does not include a chair, but rather where the BTC (big time consultant) lingers annoyingly for no reason. Think of Lumbergh in "Office Space" rolling up "Peter... what's happening!"

"That fucking douchebag consultant keeps roll-sidling me all fucking day.... can't someone give that guy something to do! How many times is he gonna come over and tell me the stories about his old job?"

by Salty_Salty May 5, 2005

bitch roll

When you reject a phone call immediately and force the call to go to your voice mail.

Andrea called me while I was talking to Josh and I bitch rolled her 'cause I don't have time to talk to that bitch.

by Koo' Kat March 2, 2017

rambo roll

It's a sushi roll stuffed with hot dogs, American cheese, and miller lite

I want Asian food, but not real Asian

How about a rambo roll?

#redneckchinese

by pumking October 11, 2014

Homeless Rolled

When someone without a permanent residence takes advantage of another person, usually with romantic intentions, and then dumps that person as soon as they get the material object they wanted.

For example- a guy whom has been sleeping on a girl's couch (because he doesn't have a place of his own) talks a girl into buying him a winter coat because he doesn't have one and then dumps the girl as soon as she buys one for him. Then she has been "homeless rolled".

by ClockworkAnge November 30, 2009

pudding roll

A sexual act, typically occurring in prison, involving several stages.
1) The aggressor wraps his member in cellophane, and anally violates the recipient (who is usually a rotund individual), usually after meal time, so that a large amount of fecal material is present.
2) The aggressor then removes the feces-coated cellophane, and inverts it, creating a "roll", filled with "pudding", which he then squeezes out, in a fashion similar to a cake decorator, to create emojis for the recipient's amusement.
3) The recipient then consumes the "pudding", while quoting Bill Cosby Jello pudding pop commercials

Greg hasn't been the same since Will fed him a pudding roll. Now he stares at the wall, and doesn't say anything until you show him a smiley face, then he just yells out, "It's so rich and creamy!"

by Dickshunairy April 19, 2018