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English Roast 

To humorously mock or humiliate someone with a well-timed joke, diss or comeback, in an English accent.
Think of an insult add the word bloody and a bit of cockney and you have an English Roast.
English Roast by krosem August 4, 2008

pot roast 

The sexual act wherein a female fellates a man while she is defecating on the toilet. This is similar to the blumpkin.
I walked in on my girlfriend taking a dump, and she insisted on giving me a pot roast.
pot roast by Mark Kirch January 2, 2010

Pig Roast 

It's when three dudes triple up on a fat chick: Two dudes are there for the rotisserie and the third dude provides the "marinade".
No example needed, just need three dudes and one fat chick and you got yourself a pig roast...you figure it out from there.
Pig Roast by Trent Turner January 5, 2011

Spit Roast 

This is the act of punishment for mistreatment of best friends. A metal pole is attached to their back (through any means necessary). The said person will then be 'roasted' over a large fire until golden brown.

For added humiliation force an apple in their mouth so A. They are unable to talk and B. Make them look more like a pig than they already are
A clear example would be the unreliability and mistreatment of best friends by another person (frequently part of the male species). Mistreatment can include: Letting said best friend down on more than one occasion, playing on x-box when they should be entertaining said best friend, and being a 'pig' in general. (The act should not be taken seriously in 'spit roasting' said 'pig'. Instead you should take satisfaction of imagining this inflicted torture to stop you from actually doing it)
Spit Roast by TristanClark June 2, 2010

national roast meghan day 

On december 5th you get a chance to roast any Meghan you know and they have to accept it
Meghan looks like a shark”

National roast Meghan day

Wonder Roast 

A wonder roast is a holiday treat designed for those special occasions such as super seasonal saturdays. It consists of meat, of any variety, as chosen by the person preparing, and showed be enjoyed by all those in attendence of its unveiling.
Father: Ok kids, the Wonder Roast will be rady in 10 minutes.

Kids: Yes! Wonder Roast is my favorite! I can't wait! I'm so glad it's Super Seasonal Saturdays
Wonder Roast by Whipsmog December 17, 2009