dark brown vaginal folds, usually asian, but common to any darker women. sometimes due only to used up/beat up vaginas.
by groupie#1 September 26, 2006

I fucked a girl last night with roast beef vagina and it gave a whole new meaning to the term "eating out."
by Lesbian FSM February 10, 2013

Johnny: ey mang, you seen the look on Bob's face when he was getting yelled at by his dad for stealing the car and banging 5 hookers inside, over the weekend?
Tom: ya mang, he got straight roast turkeyed!!!
Tom: ya mang, he got straight roast turkeyed!!!
by Wonkadonka May 24, 2016

A Spit-Roast Royale is a sex act where one guy gets spit-roasted while he jacks off -- ideal if all the dudes have cumgasms at the same time.
One of my all-time favorite things to is to get a Spit-Roast Royale and have all of us cum at the same time!
by USAF Cadet September 2, 2021

by layne226 June 27, 2008

by BarebackJack January 15, 2018

This is the roast you use when you want someone to go fuck themselves and get lost. The roast goes like this, "Insert name here has a mirror in their pants, because the only person he/she sees in them is himself/herself."
Greg: "What's up, punk! Give me your lunch money!"
Me: .: To My Friends :. "I'm gonna burn him with The "Fuck Yourself" Roast."
"Greg has a mirror in his pants, cuz' the only person he sees in them is him!"
Me: .: To My Friends :. "I'm gonna burn him with The "Fuck Yourself" Roast."
"Greg has a mirror in his pants, cuz' the only person he sees in them is him!"
by Bullyimmunebitch May 11, 2020
