de-rigorize

The act of engaging in activities that debilitate the faculties, either mental or physical, and tend to have as their object or end result things that produce short term gains at the expense of long term improvement. Most commonly associated with imbibing substances, such as alcohol or marijuana. In contrast with those who rigorize, those who de-rigorize tend to not as readily realize or accept what will result from their actions. It is, as a rule of thumb, then, less dictated by sound rational choice and conscious decision than the act of rigorizing.

Because Jimmy had been rigorizing over his books so extensively, he decided he could de-rigorize to the tune of a few doobies and a six pack last night.

To rigorize or de-rigorize, that is the question.

To his dismay, Smith realized that since he had been de-rigorizing almost exclusively for the past week, he would be unable to rigorize for the next 4 days, and thus would fail out of school.

In the midst of de-rigorizing one night, Terra realized she was not devoting enough time to improving herself. Upon having this epiphany, she immediately ceased de-rigorizing and drove to the library to rigorize.

by Bill Manning. February 4, 2010

Booty Rider

A classier term for a lady wedgie.

Uh oh, looks like Susan has a total booty rider happening right now.

by Chey May 28, 2014

Nipple Riders

Pants that are pulled up unusually high so as to nearly touch the wearer's nipples

My grandfather wearing some sweat nipple riders

by Smarmy McQueasy June 5, 2014

rhythm rider

Bassist that has no creativity limiting them self to only playing the root note to the rhythm

Dude, he really sucks. He's such a rhythm rider, he can't hang with our difficulty

by charliebass September 5, 2015

cripp rider

A woman,usually addicted to drugs, alcohol or both that hooks up and cohabitates with a male on disability. That way she always knows that there is a guaranteed government check arriving like clockwork plus she is always eligible for food stamps. She knows that due to the crippled person she is riding not much sex is involved plus she has a babysitter for her twice a month child visitation days. Always a plus to a cripp rider are the prescription pain pills her mule can acquire for her.

Look at that damn cripp rider hanging out in front of the VA HOSPITAL. Her old man just died from complications from his injuries in Ahfganistan yesterday and she's already looking for another ride. Nasty bitch. (Bitch) (check) (whore) (scumbag) (filth)

by Papasquatch December 10, 2015

evening rider

Girls who like mixed guys.

White guy: I really like this girl but she only dates mixed guys.
Black guy: oh she's a evening rider.

by Alexusra_ January 25, 2016

Storm Rider

The rider who preceeds the four horsemen of the Apocalypse to warn others to change their ways or perish. The lonely prophet doomed to see the rise and fall of mankind eternally.

Here comes the Storm rider we may have hope.... pray we listen...

by Lyrique November 18, 2017