The Reagen Monkey

The Reagen Monkey is a type of albino monkey extinct before the dino age. This spicies of albino monkeys are usually autistic and very stupid which caused them to extinct. Some say they are still around but researches have a very hard time looking for them.

You are as dumb as a The Reagen Monkey

by your mum ♥️ September 18, 2023

Chocolate Reagan

When you take an entire bar of chocolate, melt it, and then pour it into somebody's asshole, then eat it.

"Yeah, dude, last night she totally let me do a Chocolate Reagan on her!"

"No shit??"

"Nope!"

by yondobas December 12, 2023

Ronald Reagan

The greatest president of the twentieth century.

Ronald Reagan was the greatest president of the twentieth century.

by mostbasedmanonearth January 31, 2024

Mexican Reaganite

A neoliberal amalgamation of strawmanning, braindeath, hypocrisy, assaults stroken in extremely bad faith on everyone who doesn't share his views, cherrypicking only evidence that serves his narrative, and insulting entire working class populations in the name of fiscal darwinism in twitter account of Mexican clown who is convinced illegal immigration, offshoring the manufacturing and warmongering are the greatest thinks to happen in the history of the United States.

Tired? He is also a catholic whose who owes his philosophy to Ayn Rand.

Mexican Reaganite would support Hitler if only Aryan Race was replaced by Neoliberal economics and Jews by populists.

by Obliterator-in-Exile November 12, 2023

National Relapse Day

the day to (if you absolutely HAVE to) relapse in whatever you were trying to stop. You can ONLY do it on this day. That day is SEPTEMBER 7TH . Until then and after then u can NOT RELAPSE AGAIN. stay clean peoplez xx

Josh: I can't do this anymore, I'm gonna relapse
Hannah: you can't! not until September 7th!
Josh: oh yeah! that's national relapse day!
Hannah: please try stay clean tho Josh.
Josh: I'll try.

by teletubbies_rock123 June 1, 2024

Ronald Reagan

When a hot prostitute is passed back and forth between an Iranian and a Nicaraguan while ignoring that she has AIDS. You then finish by peeing on her as a form of a tip, i.e. trickle-down economics.

Ey essay, me and this Iranian guy gave this ho the Ronald Reagan, man. I probably need to go to the free clinic but it was worth it vato.

by PubeMafia11 July 1, 2024

Ronald Reagan

A music star, performing alongside his bandmates: David Babymaker and Jimmy Intercourse.

You know who the best musician is? Ronald Reagan

by FirewildX November 23, 2024