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raging cocksucker

1:Someone (male or female) who has lost control of their ability to not have a penis jammed in their throat.
2:A person who sucks up to the boss way to much to simply be called an ass kisser.
1: She's such a whore, I see her with a new guy every night. Yes she sure is a raging cockmaster now.

2: Dude! Jason has only been here 2 weeks and got a promotion. What a raging cockmaster
by Your Mom July 22, 2003
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butt rage

A: "I thought YouTube was for videos. Put your pics on Flickr...please."

B: "It's a song. The picture just goes with it... calm your butt rage."
by Conflicc June 24, 2011
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Raging Spooner

1) the erection, often unwanted and unintentional, that a man has while spooning with another female

2) the erection that results from spooning furiously
Her: "So I was spooning with Tom in bed last night and I all I could feel was his raging spooner poking me in the back!"

Friend: "Eww...Grosss!"
by samsayton April 10, 2011
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Raging Queer

A homosexual person that takes being gay over the top. Linked to the way they act.
Jim:Wtf look at that guy!!!

Dan:Yeah hes a raging queer!
by mini-man October 18, 2008
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cable rage

The incomparable rage that one feels when dealing with the cable company, when they repeatedly put you on hold for 20 minutes then cut you off, when they cancel a reapir visit after calling your office number to confirm a 7 am visit to your house when you told them to call home, when they tell you to stay home from work for an 8 hour service window because they can't accomdate your weekend request for a month.

Similar to road rage but perhaps a bit less likely to be lethal.
I am in serious cable rage after dealing with those monoploy shitheads at the cable company for the 5th time in the past two weeks. If I could get my hands on some of them right now, ther term 'going postal' might be replaced by 'going cable'.
by Michael Levitan April 4, 2008
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resturant rage

an intense flood of anger incited by being forced to eat in close proximity to the most annoying women in Midland, during which they cackle, complain and whine about why men don't like them. Symptoms include: an overwhelming desire to spontaneously flip their table over and watch their legs kick defenselessly while they suffocate on their nacho grande.
I need to see a therapist for my "resturant rage".
by kfonte April 6, 2010
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Ohio Rage

when someone gets angry in a weird way or does something aggressively in a weird way
Jeff: BRO I HATE THIS FUCKING MATH PROBLEM ITS SO FUCKING HARD WTF BRO!!!!!!!!!
Isaac: Bro got the Ohio rage 💀
by Pelé December 29, 2022
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