plumpkin pumpkin

To take a dump while recieving oral from pumpkin instead of a girl, or A different form of masturbation.

Joe Couldn't get plumpkin from a girl so he got a plumpkin pumpkin instead.

by Jon and Brett April 18, 2008

pumpkin

Used to describe someone who suddenely becomes extremely tired, incoherent, and who may fall into a deep sleep at night - especially if if the transformation occurs at midnight. Often used in as an affectionate descriptor and a form of endearment.

Watch out - she becomes a pumpkin at midnight!

You were a complete pumpkin last night.

by Grumpkin April 30, 2006

ass pumpkin

woose, pansy, pussy, someone who is afraid of everything

You are such an ass pumpkin!

by Lisa McDonald July 18, 2008

Poopie Pumpkin

When a human shits in a plastic bag then you toss a pumpkin in there and roll it around in the shit. You then place the pumkin near the street and wait for some douche bag to pick it up and try to smash it.

"I got this meat-head real good with the poopie pumpkin."

by S.E.McDevistater February 17, 2009

Redneck Pumpkin

A redneck pumpkin is where one takes a pumpkin without carving it and shoots the pumpkin multiple times, leaving holes in the sides of it.

A Redneck Pumpkin is A pumpkin with gun-shots in it.

by Nastasia July 29, 2009

Dirty Pumpkin

When you are fucking a fat girl in the ass and she shits all over herself when you pull out.

What’s that smell? It’s Adele’s ass after I nutted in her. She’s got a dirty pumpkin.

by Charlieisbad October 23, 2018

who shot the pumpkin

who shot the pumpkin:
1.an unfortunate event
2. Something people say when they're shocked.
3.Something people say when someone has had an 'accident'

"Oh my God! Who shot the pumpkin?"

by What me?! December 31, 2004