Pull a zero

When you go number 2 without wiping afterwards.
Similar to a no wiper but you just don't check.

"When hearing Julio took 2 times to wipe after his shit, beating the current record, Damion went a step further and pulled a zero."

"Dude did you just pull a zero? You smell like shit."

"I'm going to pull a zero on my lunch break and see if the bosses notice."

"I think Jenaé pulled a zero.. it smells really bad in her office."

by smoolio April 2, 2022

Pulling a Gelhaus

When a white trash man gets angry and puff there chest out like a pigeon and points there nose out like a bird's beak. often found with a riddling peppermint pig .

that dude was so mad he started to pulling a gelhaus on me .

by kprichmond925 July 6, 2020

pull a Julie

Leaving somewhere early or not coming in because you think a future circumstance will give you a "pass".

I'm working this weekend so I'm going to pull a Julie today.

by SSFunny March 13, 2018

Pulling a Lupe

When a person beats the shit out of someone with a baseball bat and shows no mercy towards them.

Guy: Man, did you see that girl pulling a Lupe and just beat that punks ass with a baseball bat.

by SweetlyAddictive April 13, 2011

pulled a hendrix

when a person, usually after drinking copious amounts of alcohol, dies after choking on their own vomit. it occurs when a person is asleep (or passed out) and is lying on their back. it is so named as it is the fashion in which jimi hendrix died. thgus making it popular

my mate alsmost pulled a hendrix last nite but we saw him gagging.

person A: john bonham is dead?
person B: yeh he pulled a hendrix ages back

by Andrew O'Sullivan April 19, 2008

Pulled A McCain

To have brought someone on board or associated yourself with someone whose embarrassing behavior makes you look bad and brings your character/judgement into question. Ultimately the choice to include this person leads ridicule and failure. This is in reference to McCain bringing on Sarah Palin as a running mate in the 2008 elections.

Person 1: Last week I brought my friend along with me to hang out with the cool guy I just met. She acted so annoying and he never called me back.

Person 2: Man, you totally pulled a McCain.

by madgardener January 18, 2010

Pulled a Kal

Generally means pissing off a chick that your mate likes

Person 1: Bro, can you find out if Sally is single?

Person 2: Nah man, she and I aren't talking anymore.
Person 1: You pulled a Kal, didn't you?

Person 2: Maybe
Person 1: -.-

by kerr2create November 26, 2014