Great Pubes of Odin

Great Pubes of Odin is an exclamation of sheer excitement or surprise

Stacy: Hey Britney I got fucked by Nate's max last night.

Britney: By the Great Pubes of Odin, that's wonderful!

by Nipple Tassler September 17, 2016

Pube Cannon

A human males erect penis that, unlike most, is covered with hair.

Sarah: So I went back to Jon's last night.
Beth: Oh yeah?
Sarah: He pulled out his dick and...it was covered with hair!
Beth: Jon has a pube cannon, haha. Gross

by thatmanwotsaidthings May 22, 2013

hard pubes

When the shit coming from your ass sticks to your pubes and then dries out so your pubes become rock hard.

Hey bro, can I suck on your hard pubes?

by Debilni kmetavzar pod mostom May 10, 2023

prehensile pubes

When you can maneuver your pubic hairs at will.

guy #1"man that guy has some prehensile pubes."
guy #2 "yeah he fed me pretzels the other day with them!"

random girl "that must feel good in the bed"

by thereisnotenough2dowhatIwanted November 22, 2016

pube tube

a tube of pubes I store under my bed

“Yo man wanna come see my pube tube?”

by ___________~~~~|~ December 18, 2023

Pube surprise

When a food server becomes angry with the customer and adds their secret ingredient into the item being served. This is the next step above spitting in one's food.

Tino: "I was a jerk to that vendor. I hope he doesn't do anything to my ice cream."
Brendan: "He was very angry. You probably got his pube surprise."

by afaraci12099 August 17, 2016

Pube ball

When your girl is doing a line of blow off of your Johnston and she snorts a pube up her nose and you watch as she coughs it up and flicks it at you. Making it, a pube ball.

Damn baby, do you want me to rub your back while you cough up that pube ball?

by The dick master December 5, 2019