The premature fortnite llama

This is where someone takes an underdeveloped baby and smashes it apart and like the llamas from fortnite, edible goodies come out of the baby that you can sell or eat.

Joe: I hear that using the premature fortnite llama can make a great meal!

Fred: wtf

by Bruhsoundeffect#4 November 27, 2019

Premature Evacuation

When a closeted homosexual is outed, either by themselves or by another individual, earlier than necessary, usually resulting in negative consequences

“This chick was totally DTF today, but I ruined it due to a severe case of premature evacuation…”

by Timothy Sann November 19, 2011

premature ejaculation

Something Doop does alot with his mom.

"Damnit Doop, stop fucking your mom!"

by Fuck You Doop. September 5, 2004

premature evacuation

1. to piss yourself while running to the restroom, usu. after holding it for several hours.

We were stuck in traffic for hours, so when we got home I was running for the restroom when I had a premature evacuation right in my pants.

by Surly Steamroller November 11, 2007

Premal

1.) The substance of an ass clown. (n)

2.) The act of being pooped on. (v)

Joseph Stalin was such a premal.

What the f*ck why are you premaling me.... quit that sh*t.

by Tiberious4059 December 4, 2009

poemage

the act or process of presenting a poem.

his poemage went well, reciting it to kristin with effortless grace.

by Zack Wilder February 9, 2004

Poemographer

one who writes poems; a cool poet, one who is 'off the hook' at writing poems (so to speak).

"i once wrote a poem
across the internet it shall roam
Never shant it die
o'er it we'll cry?"
- Man that guys one kick ass poemographer

by Landjack INC. October 19, 2008