poop shoes

the pair of shoes you put on when taking a dump at the office, so no one can identify you under the stall.

matt: who blew up the handicap stall on 5, bro?

rey: it was me, bro!

matt: nah, dude was wearing neon dunks, bro.

rey: yo! them's my poop shoes, bro!

matt and rey: ahhhhhhhhhh. yea, bro!

by pied pooper July 19, 2011

sneeze poop

A sneeze accompanied by a simultaneous and unintentional poop

After buying a maritime drinks package, Peter got hammered and sneeze pooped himself.

by cleananoos5000 March 17, 2013

poop google

The act of googling whilst defecating.

This morning, I went on a nice poop google and found a great recipe for rosemary chicken.

by Slim_Dikkenz November 7, 2013

explosive poop

thing when you eat something bad and all the dams break loose

and your butthole is in distress

I shot her with explosive poop

by minhye park December 25, 2019

hybrid poop

When you take a dump that starts with solid logs but then turns into a steady stream of flowing diarrhea.

I though I would be on the toilet for a while at first, but luckily it was a hybrid poop so I was done quickly.

by helga olovski January 13, 2011

Peppering the poop

Ruining something fun for someone else.

"That disgusting dog just ate her own crap again! That's it! I'm peppering the poop!"

Can also be used in the past tense, as in "Dude, what the fuck?! He totally just peppered the poop! I'm never playing this game again..."

by Lunazen November 19, 2010

teen poop

TV shows typically shown on Nickelodeon or Disney Channel showing the woes and tribulations of teenaged Americans in overly moralic and shallow situations.

You've been watching teen poop for 5 hours straight. Turn it off and do your homework.

by Marty F October 11, 2013