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murder police

made famous by the hbo show "the wire."
you think i care about that vial of crack. naw, i'm murder police.
by david mcccarthy April 18, 2007
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YouTube Police

People who spend the majority of their time looking through the comment section of YouTube videos with the sole purpose of searching out trolls, little kids or idiots with comments blatantly ignorant to the content of the video or that just don't make much sense, and 'policing' them.
littlekid11 - "lol cod is so much better than this dumb minecraft peice of shit"

MrHouightyToighty007 - "First of all, CoD is only popular because it has guns, and makes you kill other people. Secondly, CoD is for little kid fags like you who don't know how to appreciate a good game like Minecraft at all. Thirdly the audience of games like CoD like yourself are entirely different than people who play this game, so your comparison is entirely incorrect as it is."

dude_guy321 - "Stop being a YouTube police in the comment section and do something useful with your time. Jeez."
by Bob Surewood May 26, 2013
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insurance policy

A person below a 7 who you make a connection with early in the night who you know for sure is into you. If you don't end up with anything better at the end of the night you fall back on your insurance policy. Never get caught referring to somebody as an insurance policy.
I'm just going to take the insurance policy.
by Urinestain May 31, 2017
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Campus Police

Campus Police are mercenaries. They are hired guns.

Campus Police can arrest anyone, they can throw you jail, they have guns, detectives, K-9 Units, SWAT teams, bomb squads, pepper spray and the right to use lethal force. However, unlike the municipal police who are paid through taxes provided to the State by each and every citizen, and thus they have responsibility to protect each and every citizen (in theory); Campus Police of private universities, colleges, corporations, and other organizations are paid by those PRIVATE organizations and no one else, and thus they have no responsibility or care for the average citizen, town or state.

Campus Police only have a care and responsibility towards those who pay them, those who have oversight over them, those who can directly punish them. They have no incentive to treat others fairly who are not affiliated with the same private organization they are affiliated with, and yet these campus police officers, are afforded the same or more privileges as a publically paid police and can arrest anyone, even if someone who commits a crime not even on their property.

So, where is the internal review for this private police force for those not affiliated with the university or corporate community? Are we really to trust a privately paid police force, shielded from public oversight, to take our side and to fight for and protect our rights? No.
I took a piss in alley in Harvard Square and next thing I know I was getting arrested by the Harvard campus police even though I wasn't in Harvard! WTF?
by WritingWriter87 November 9, 2019
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Faggot Police

A police that everyone always snitch on OP, especially on 4chan. Don't post something stupid.
OP: *Posts something Stupid*
Random Person: I'm calling the Faggot Police.
by Ronald Lee March 14, 2021
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park ridge police

by Yellow master June 23, 2018
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When you snitch on Saad Ahmdedly for no apperent reason plus due to the face he didn't actually file a hesitant police report plus in due nature it was also you guys you hispanic spic
Anthony Friedli snitches on Saad for a police report for gay thugs
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cops: ok we'll disregard anything that moron anthony friedli has to say why not rape his mouth shut like mexico did with saad ahmdedly
by Gangster Disciples 102 January 22, 2022
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