player hater

-someone who interferes with flirting behavior, or questions a player for his actions tward the opposite sex.

Mellisa, I hope you know he's honestly just trying to get in your pants, period. / What were you talking about with Jen over there? You don't know anything about her!

by CHRISNXR March 11, 2004

well played my friend

a statement of extreme agreement/praise for a particular activity that one of your friends has engaged in. can also be used sarcastically to point out a flaw in logic or action (example. when something is not well played, but you say it was in a sarcastic tone).

dude 1: did you get that girls number last night?
dude 2: not only did i get her number, i boned her and didn't call her.
dude 1: well played my friend!

sarcasm-
dude 1: i tried to, but was unsuccessful in my mission to impregnate the homecoming queen.
dude 2: well played my friend.
dude 1: stfu you couldn't have nailed her either.

by JakeinSD January 21, 2008

bitch made player hater

The king of all player haters, steadily wating to pour salt on anyones game.

Man, I was fixing to get all up in your moms snatch, then it got squashed when that bitch made player hater you call dad came home early from work.

by A1C August 21, 2006

Female Hockey Player

The best type of female athlete in the world, of course. They are beautiful, healthy, and in shape. (:

Me, the female hockey player. Of course.

by Hockey Addict January 9, 2009

player

Emotionally messed up guys, that have been really fucked over by thier ex wives... and think that by being a player, and breaking girls hearts that fall for them they are hurting thier ex. aslo see PATHETIC

Ever since his divorce he's been a player

by beenplayed July 17, 2004

Rule 64 of the Player's Rulebook

Rule 64 states that the act of "bragging" about female "conquests" is disallowed. This is due to the negative global image such a depravity places on the art, as well as the decrease in social worth for the individual as those who are extremely successful feel no need to broadcast the fact.

Joel: "Duuude, I got soo many bitches last night, call me Mr.Bitches"

Josh: "Im'a call you "Bitchy" if you don't shut up. Rule 64 of the Player's Rulebook. You obviously never get any. Bitchy"

by Endo/Shen October 28, 2010

Playeressence

One of the shameless nintendo fanboy shills who continues to make real nintendo fans look bad by making long drawn out clickbait videos filled with rumors he finds on fanboy sites along with a complete lack of info on almost any gaming knowledge. He's also known for blocking people on twitter when they call him out while his disgusting audience supports and defends him no matter how wrong both of them are. He was never like this in fact, he was an xbox fanboy back in the 7th gen but somehow became a nintendo fan at the time of the eighth gen with the wii u. He claims to not be a fanboy but has continously denied it and even went so far as to wave his nintendo/square enix ambassador flag around despite admitting he never really played a nintendo console till the N64 and being an extreme casual and even charging people for tips you can get for free in smash.

Nintendo fan 1: Oh look, playeressence with another clickbait video telling and letting us all know about the shill that he is

Nintendo fan 2: Surprise oh the century right there lol

Nintendo fanboy 1 when you call out playeressence: You sound bitter attacking a grown man who has more gaming knowledge than you, who hurt you

Nintendo fanboy 2: I missed you playeressence! Congrats!

by Nintendo_Fan84 October 28, 2021