playing weight

a state of physical/mental fitness at which a person can perform a given task most effectively. a person will be off their playing weight due to many factors.

Physical fitness:
"Hey let's play basketball tomorrow." "Okay, but not for too long, I'm not at my playing weight."

Mental fitness:
"David just had a tough breakup, and he's not ready to date yet. He hasn't been single in so long, he needs to meet some girls at bars and get back to his playing weight."

Skill sharpness:
"I can't play poker yet. Let me have a couple of beers so I can get to my playing weight."

by Papa Nooch December 30, 2008

gettin played

1) The act of being led on by a potential boyfriend/girlfriend.

2) Being cheated on.

1) "She kept saying that she liked me, but then she turned me down when I asked her out. I was gettin played!"

2) Boy: "Where's your man?"
Girl: "I saw him with another girl in the hall today..."
Boy: "Aw man. You were just gettin played."

by x_your_one_and_only_x June 2, 2008

playing catch

To open your mouth wide,closing eyes and hoping you dont get full facial, and..for some of you..pretending you like it.

"open up and say AHHH???..

*gulp*

by ChristinaG August 29, 2005

playing videogames

also known as smokin weed.

parent: what did you do in tommy's house?
kid: we were playing videogames.
parent: oh, sounds like fun!

by 5150 August 1, 2004

Play Line

When there is 3 or more people being involved in being "played". It can be that one person is playing another, and that the original player is also getting played, and that the last person has no idea what is going on, and thinks its a normal relationship.

An example Play Line would be that Tierza is playing Michael, and he doesn't know it, but Tierza is being played by Curtis and she doesn't know it either.

by Jordan_Korea March 3, 2008

throat play

Being choked as you orgasm.

When you are about to climax someone tries kill you and they release as you finish. Considered throat play

by Nosteponsnek January 15, 2017

Playing Cricket

A sexual phenomenon in which instead of following the normal base system of sex, a person skips first and third base entirely and goes from second, to home base. Thus changing the game from baseball to cricket.

"so did you hear that Paco said he was playing cricket with his best friend's sister at a sleepover?"

"No, what a douche, though..."

by Chag1501.97 July 19, 2012