Bitch pistol

Law enforcement taser.

Put that bitch pistol away and come at me like a man, Bro.

by A-dub87 September 27, 2023

Krystol Pistol Whipped

Being ghosted and forgotten by your dream girl after investing any of the following into her or your "cause";
1) hours equivalent to a paying job

2) two or more paychecks
Or
3) more energy then most believe she is worth

Did you hear about Jason? That bitch Krystol Pistol Whipped him 2 days after he bought her that car.

by Chappyainthappy January 8, 2024

Pisser pistol

The process of shooting out bullets of cum with a brief time period between, similar to how a semi-automatic pistol shoots. This is whilst you are sitting on the toilet pissing.

She was surprised when I pulled my new move, the pisser pistol in the costco bathroom.

by Grumblebottom January 12, 2025

A Picton

A Picton is where you promise a female the world, make her lust for you, then instantly lose interest for another beautiful/sexy female

Dude 1: Bro that girl is so fit
Dude 2: Ye she’s decent, probs better off doing a picton then leave the club

by A picton April 18, 2025

Pork Pistol

Another way of saying hotdog

I’m over here chomping on a pork pistol and suckling on a bevvie

by Haunter_093 September 22, 2025

Grandpa's Service Pistol

Any weapon left to you in a will by a relative. Not necessarily a pistol, or even a service weapon, but usually. Generally left with an instruction not to use it for anything retarded. Usually in very good condition.

So named because of the stereotype of a grandfatherleaving his favorite grandson his service pistol.

abbr: GSP

Guy1: Hey, where are you going.

Guy2: Taking Grandpa's Service Pistol to the range...

Guy2: But... that's a shotgun.

Guy1: Yeah, "Grandpa's Servoce Pistol" is just what I call any weaon left to me by a dead family member.

by Al Golston November 20, 2011

the Sex Pistols

A pretty awesome punk band that was founded in 1975 and made the famous songs Anarchy in the uk and god save the queen. The band was hated in britain and they were very controversial.

-Hey do you want to see the sex pistols tonight at the consert?
-yea

by Dif1891 fuck aik June 19, 2018