pissed as shit

When you are so mad/angry that it can be compared to shit.

"I was pissed as shit when that drunken man spilled his beer all over my shirt."

by Shaniqua988 March 1, 2009

piss piglet

A penis.

Keep your piss piglet in your pants, you revolting perv. That's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen. And quit rubbing it. This is a family joint!

by pullmyfinger August 12, 2011

Piss off

I think it's a way of telling some one to get lost

John said to Paul piss off

by Jarrett 44 88 April 9, 2019

Piss Dawgs

When you piss your pants like a man instead of taking them off like a baby back bitch.

Did you hear about Big Cat and PFT? Yeah they just pissed their pants like it was nothing in a game called Piss Dawgs. They're such football guy guys.

by Daddysdaddy69 January 24, 2017

pissing and moaning

complaining

Jay told Raymond to stop pissing and moaning and to help carry the carcass inside.

by Holiday138 January 25, 2016

Pissing about

To needlessly waste time

We were an hour late for dinner because the wife spent an hour pissing about with make up and doing her hair.
My pint was empty because my mate spent 20 minutes pissing about trying to chat up the barmaid.

by Djc2508 November 6, 2013

Pissing Section

The designated area in a public swimming pool for urine deposition. A plan just about as useful and effective as the current 'Open Up America' plan.

Hey, did you just drive all the way from New York to Alabama?
Hell yeah, they got waaaay too many sick folks up there. So we loaded up in the bus and hit the road, all 25 of us.
* this is Pissing Section logic, except urine isn't contagious and getting pissed on isn't fatal.

by YAWA May 6, 2020