Pigeon

An annoying bird that shits everywhere every time on everyone.
If you stay still they will find you and shit on you.
Be careful where you park your car, where you sit, where you stand up, where you lie down and when you sleep.
It will eventually find you though so beware and take an umbrella.
Oh and to recognize it, it’s gray and often has a broken leg.

Shit he just shit on my shoulder !

Oh no a pigeon, run!

Pigeons am i right?

by Jracadpqcel September 14, 2021

Pigeoning

Pigeoning is “Masturbating” with a dead pigeon, usually via cloacal penetration.

Gary: Ah shit, I did so much Pigeoning last night. Must have came in that pigeon like 40 times.

Richard: Ew! What is wrong with you???

by PigeonMunging63 December 26, 2021

pigeons

A group of really good looking and funny girls that “flock” together

I saw pigeons out last night

by Rupert rickman August 12, 2024

Pigeon

A City Chicken

It's a bird! No it's a plane! No it's a city chicken!

Succa that's a Pigeon

by Trekith May 30, 2019

pigeon roll

When you dress your girlfriend up as a pigeon and roll her down the driveway.

"Gosh, I really envy Brad and Lisa's relationship. Did you see them doing the pigeon roll yesterday?"

by Zack_Sauce November 29, 2015

Catholic pigeon orb

The furious amalgamation of a quantity of at least 72 pigeons with the head and feathers removed, merged by any means necessary into a spherical shape and doused in holy water. When creating a Catholic pigeon orb, it is customary to offer the heads of all pigeons used in the creation of the orb to His Holiness the Pope. Under no circumstances can the orb be consumed by a human being.

I made a Catholic pigeon orb the other day. You should have seen the look on The Pope's face. He was delighted!

by uviferous May 10, 2025

Pigeon

Alex

Alex is a pigeon

by CheeseIsYummy123 March 12, 2023