Silly Deuce

Someone who makes little mistakes of makes reasonable errors on a daily basis.
Oh man Parker you’re such a silly deuce!
Kirk you aren’t a silly deuce you are the opposite!
by Not Srkirkalot December 31, 2021
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deuce processor

To go number 2 in someone's desktop computer. Similar to an upper decker, but much more inappropriate.
The gentleman with the dickeration was not pleased to find some had installed a deuce processor in his machine overnight.
by knasty2 February 03, 2010
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deuce cage

Most often a bathroom stall, however, any room with a toilet and a working door may be considered a deuce cage.
While doing work in the deuce cage, the preferred throne pal is a Gameboy DS.
by Fellow Goomba June 25, 2014
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Deuce-diver

Someone who engages in anal sex, particularly a homosexual man
Don't waste you're time crushing on Zander, he's a total deuce-diver.
by eosrising September 09, 2016
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Deuce Sphere

The sphere and range of locations where one can take a deuce in any given area. The quality of a deuce sphere is determined through the number of locations that are clean enough, quiet enough, and provide a good deucemosphere for an individual. There are different ratings for the quality of a deuce sphere. The deuce sphere is a vital part of deucing in public places.
Guy 1: What part of town are you in?
Guy 2: I am in the north central part of the college campus
Guy 1: Ok youre deuce sphere rating is 8 and there are some prime locations for deucing available. I recommend you find a deucing sanctuary with a good deucemosphere.
by Fanfin September 29, 2014
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Dungeon Deuce

The act of stalling the running of a dungeon while playing World of Warcraft so you can go poo in real life.
"Hey guys, before we hit this next boss, I need to take a quick dungeon deuce"

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"where did *players name* go? He's been gone for a while now.."
"he must have gone to drop a dungeon deuce"
by Kittyisgood April 29, 2010
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ghost deuce

When one takes a dump in the toilet but it is nowhere to be seen, also when wiping there is nothing there
Dude! I took a shit yesterday and there was nothing there!

That's what you call a ghost deuce my man.

I took the biggest ghost deuce the other day. I couldn't believe how clean that toilet was after I was done.
by The6exo6rci6st April 25, 2014
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