...I did something

The noise you hear before your friend is about to tell you that they zip tied their two big toes together.

Phone rings:
Friend 1: Hey what's up, you never call me?

Friend 2: ...I did something

Friend 1: Damn it, not again. Are you at least near scissors this time?

Friend 2: well um... funny story, I was going on a hike in the woods and I found a zip tie in my bag...

Friend 1: so what you're saying is you're in the middle of the woods alone with your big toes zip tied together?

Friend 2: Uhm... yeah pretty much...

Friend 1: (bursts out laughing) Well have fun with that, this is gonna be a fun story to tell my parents (hangs up)

Friend 2: Wait what do you mean tell your parents? Hello? Don't leave me here.

by IDK1234583 July 9, 2024

something came up with the crisp

Low on money; Poor.

Sorry dude. I can’t go out, something came up with the crisp.

by A. Cow December 25, 2024

Ava Lillie Something

She is the hippest and coolest person you'll ever meet :D She is perfect in practically every way and is soo talented she is basically jellyfish but human and better tbh ik hard to believe but its true. You should cherish her very much and she is in love with you you are the luckiest person in the multiverse because simply put it she is lovely in every way imaginable becaause shes smart and funny and lacking a little common sense but has a reaaly lovely voice and she looks pretty and has an amazing sense of humor and has the snazziest personality so yes if you are friends with an Ava Lillie Something you are very luucky

Person a: Dude youre so cool
Person b: You mean im--looks around--an Ava Lillie Something?

by raadical raddy rad July 28, 2022

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

Do Something

A funny video originally made by deadlygamer6713
It has since been removed

Do something SAVAGE101 delete theses fuckers! From existence do it! Delete Vagina and Aeroplane

by SAVAGE1-01 December 19, 2021

or something

An object used (other than a rock) to lean a Flameless Ration Heater (FRH) against in order to heat a Meal Ready to Eat (MRE).

"What do I lean my FRH on to heat my MRE?"
"Read the instructions. It says to lean it on a rock or something."

by Shortfusepsb April 14, 2022

I pressed something

What you say when something bad happens between you and technology.

I pressed something. And now this device is not working. . .great.

by Ereck Flowers November 12, 2018