period puncher

a person who sucks as much as periods do and is like a punch in the stomach

Did you see how annoying Jenna was she's a period puncher.

by Leah Larson December 1, 2015

1st period

The worst part of the day that just gets you prepared for 4 more days of the week filled with pain and tourture.

In 1st period i was sad knowing ill have to do this 5 morw times 4 days, of every week

by Bapy boomer December 27, 2019

period day

a day where you stay home with a blanket and a hot water bottle and watch netflix and complain about being on your period all day. it usually involves eating ice cream as well.

i won’t be at school today because i’m having a period day

by imreallyhungry November 1, 2019

period of digestion

The markets are tanking in fear of interest rates, AI, and the election year ahead. They are digesting the bad data, the Fed's mixed messages, and the coming interest rate hike.

Investors are trying waking up to this period of digestion and looking for new places to safely store their money while the markets go bonkers in 23 - 24.

by jmacofearth September 22, 2023

Internet Period

When one's internet runs slow for a few days and becomes annoying

Guy 1: I downloaded this album and it took me a day

Guy 2: your internet has been shit for the past few days

Guy 1: Yeah its on its internet period I can't be bothered with it

by really! August 18, 2009

turbo period

Turbo Period (n.) An extraordinarily vagina phenomenon in which your uterus sheds abnormal amounts of blood and makes you want to die. Symptoms include cramps that make you feel like your uterus is trying to squeeze itself out of your vagina, reddish almost black blood with clumps of uterus lining, and extreme mood swings.

Mia: yo lily I'm my period is killing me
Lily: Well at least it's not a turbo period

Mia: lol yeah that shits the worst

by ucancallmevanillathunder January 8, 2017

m. Period

When a man has a sudden burst of anger for no apparent reason

oh crap hes on his m. period

by man period April 19, 2018