Ocean is a very confusing girl who most of the time has 2 different personalities. One day she is loud and bold, and the other she is sad. She can't understand her emotions well, so she likes to takes things super slow. She is very brave in certain situations though, and as much as she may not like attention of others on the inside she really craves it. Ocean Is very thoughtfull and enjoys the company of friends
Wow! Ocean is very thoughtfull.
by Mysterioushuman November 9, 2019
Get the Ocean mug.Attractive women (minimum age 18) with at least 4 of the following:
1. IQ so low they assume iq’s a percentage, and they’re just below average.
2. Low self-esteem, perhaps due to sexual abuse as child. (NB: it’s unclear whether oceana gash have childhood. They may simply spawn and respawn in Lloyds toilets).
1 and 2 combine to create a certain promiscuity, but OGs are not sluts. This word has negative connotations of STIs etc and could cast an unacceptably negative light on sexual relations with oceana gash. Said relations with oceana gash are nothing less than the beautiful conjunction of all that’s good and true.
3. Ass 'n' titties. Oceana gash must have enough curvature to host a slalom, but must not be fat. This is tested by observation of said gash in a skintight dress that was clearly designed as a top. Any stomach wobble as she walks indicates she is not oceana gash, but elephantine gash. Such imposters have (1) and (2), but got over the abuse using promiscuity and comfort eating, rather than promiscuity alone. (NB: She must not resort to bulimia. While this can remove the gag reflex, it leaves a lasting tang of vomit and self-loathing.)
4. Excess make-up. This must be seen as positive: an effective approach is "o, she's put a lot on as she plans to have sexual relations with me, and when wiping sweat/semen/blood/tears 'of joy' from her eyes, she doesn't want to remove the make-up.”
5. Produces suitable card when asked "where's your student id...FAM?!"
1. IQ so low they assume iq’s a percentage, and they’re just below average.
2. Low self-esteem, perhaps due to sexual abuse as child. (NB: it’s unclear whether oceana gash have childhood. They may simply spawn and respawn in Lloyds toilets).
1 and 2 combine to create a certain promiscuity, but OGs are not sluts. This word has negative connotations of STIs etc and could cast an unacceptably negative light on sexual relations with oceana gash. Said relations with oceana gash are nothing less than the beautiful conjunction of all that’s good and true.
3. Ass 'n' titties. Oceana gash must have enough curvature to host a slalom, but must not be fat. This is tested by observation of said gash in a skintight dress that was clearly designed as a top. Any stomach wobble as she walks indicates she is not oceana gash, but elephantine gash. Such imposters have (1) and (2), but got over the abuse using promiscuity and comfort eating, rather than promiscuity alone. (NB: She must not resort to bulimia. While this can remove the gag reflex, it leaves a lasting tang of vomit and self-loathing.)
4. Excess make-up. This must be seen as positive: an effective approach is "o, she's put a lot on as she plans to have sexual relations with me, and when wiping sweat/semen/blood/tears 'of joy' from her eyes, she doesn't want to remove the make-up.”
5. Produces suitable card when asked "where's your student id...FAM?!"
by S-dawg, destroyer of worlds January 5, 2010
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An Olejnik is commonly found slobbing around on the internet or generally in a fast food drive thru.
They generally drive around in old fashioned cars that are nearly broken and sound very loud.
They generally drive around in old fashioned cars that are nearly broken and sound very loud.
Tom: Oh, look over there at the Olejnik in the bag of bolts he calls a car. He has just ordered 10 Big macs!
Someone Else: OMG I know he is such an Olejnik!
Someone Else: OMG I know he is such an Olejnik!
by ELegenats May 8, 2010
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Get the ocean mug.Calm kid mostly surrounded by other kids quiet but their personality is really chill mostly have dark hair and are really fucking kind they’re super loving and lovable when around them u r either calm or ur heart is racing they have a tired face but they’re actually really attractive and cute
by Leonardo da vinchee October 16, 2019
Get the Ocean mug.Eating a dogs ass, basically their ass is the cake and the shit is the icing. Also they’re wet as fuckkk so that represents the ocean😛
by Dontaskaight June 13, 2019
Get the Cake by the ocean mug.Someone who is socially awkward and does nonsensical things at random times.
Any one who's self-centered, an only talks about themselfes the whole day.
Any one who's self-centered, an only talks about themselfes the whole day.
example 1
olena: I want to go to college but i dont want to fail the sat's
Sarah: then study
olena: i will nevr understand the materiel.
sarah: you will
olena: i wont (this goes on for an hour)
sarah: piss off already
Example 2
Eric: who is that wierd girl sitting in front row of the math class, reading a science textbook under the table?
Sarah: thats olena. stay away from her, shes weird.
exampel 3
brianna is crying
olena: hypothetecally the world will balance itself out, so go on with the future. ur life will be ok
brianna: ... okey thenn .... (too confused to cry any more)
olena: I want to go to college but i dont want to fail the sat's
Sarah: then study
olena: i will nevr understand the materiel.
sarah: you will
olena: i wont (this goes on for an hour)
sarah: piss off already
Example 2
Eric: who is that wierd girl sitting in front row of the math class, reading a science textbook under the table?
Sarah: thats olena. stay away from her, shes weird.
exampel 3
brianna is crying
olena: hypothetecally the world will balance itself out, so go on with the future. ur life will be ok
brianna: ... okey thenn .... (too confused to cry any more)
by queensass July 16, 2011
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