Bendy number

A number that is the correct answer to a math problem when you don't understand and need an answer to write down. It can be bent into the correct answer.

Noa: what did u get for number 7?
Jaime: I got 17
Noa: that's wrong. The answer is 235
Jaime: that's what I meant. 17 is a bendy number

by Yellow crocs April 17, 2017

number two

n. defecation

I gotta go do a number two.

by fizzle April 1, 2004

Number Three

The dreaded third shit of the morning, usually hits as soon as you either take a shower or leave the house.

My god that cheap draft is haunting me now! Number Three came knockin as soon as I walked out the door!

As I was drying off after a hot shower, number three hit with a vengeance not often seen in this universe and I had to dirty my clean arse....goddammitt!!

by Lunicus February 9, 2013

engine number 9

Totally amazing song by the Deftones which you listen to if some chav is pissing you off or you wanna drown out whiney emo kids

'Hey, engine number 9 is quality, and some kid listening to taking back sunday just walked by, turn up the Deftones'

by robj22 June 30, 2005

number 4

Urinating, clearing your bowels and masturbating in the same trip to the washroom. Also referred to as a piss, shit and a wack!

I was supposed to meet K Lo at the party in an hour, but I needed to make time for a number 4 — so I called her and said I'd meet her in 90 minutes.

by Phineas Taylor Barracus December 20, 2004

Numberbatized

Its like being alphabatized, only doing it with numbers instead of letters.

"I numberbatized the reservations for you Koby", said Brendan.

by KpedersonBRichter February 17, 2010

nomsense

1. a food or meal consisting of random kitchen items that accidentally is delicious

2. nonsensical food

"Oh my God, this pasta with grapes, powdered sugar, butter, pickles, and goat cheese is some good nomsense."

"What is this nomsense?"

by Where is my taco? October 11, 2009