The Norris

A drink using 3/4th rum, (spiced or black optional) and 1/4th Sourpuss. Invented by the venerable Mr. Norris of New Scotland

Matt got completely sloshed drinking The Norris last night; he can't talk today...It was intense.

by Moxord January 10, 2014

Norris

He will fall head over heels for one person and will stick with that person for a long time even when the other person wants space. A Norris has the maturity of an eight year right old but is still the sweetest person in the world. He sometimes has trouble maintaining all of his friends, and is sometimes a turd. A Norris has trouble being serious but you can tell him anything. When he can be serious you will have the deepest discussion of your Hey

Norris is an absolute pain to be around.

by Bottomless Fries 23 May 8, 2022

norrised

when someone is roundhoused or punched in the face so hard they're balls fly out the nostrils

yea..he just got norrised

by shootok February 26, 2011

Michaela mickey boo Norris

Local mystery. It could be any of the 13 personalities depending on what you have to offer. There’s a twist. Give it all you have to give and it will steal the rest. Best way to avoid it is to not look it in the eyes.

Hey did you guys see that Instagram model pushing a shopping cart like she is homeless.

You guys-It’s probably Michaela Mickey Boo Norris!!

by BuckhornBoganking October 11, 2021

Norris

Norris – Slang for female ejaculation, squirting so powerful it feels like someone just smashed a Guinness World Record in your bedroom. Named after Norris McWhirter, the legendary record-keeper, because when a girl hits a Norris, it is basically a world-class water show. Think fire hose meets Niagara Falls with bonus applause.

Mate, she didn’t just squirt… she went full Norris and turned my bed into a swamp.

by Ooooo17 August 16, 2025

Logan Rhet Norris

Fat ass mother fucking jelly roll with a capital "J" having ass killing pp skin sucking licking gay ass bitch with no mf friends who is overLOADED with ice cream and pizza rolls and fucking haters heretical aesthetic etiquette details ripple affect jelly rolls with a capital "J" sound having pp tickling ass hole. GAY

FUK Logan Rhet Norris

by LittleGayyPPfucker December 7, 2019

Sebastian norris

Fucking perfect. Name someone better than a Sebastian. Never less a Norris. Bros jawline massive. His Johnson’s is bigger than the moon. If you name your kid this he will be rich. They will succeed. And thrive

I wish I was a Sebastian Norris

by anonymous December 19, 2023