masturbate. The "one" is an orgasm, i.e. rubbing one's genitals to the point of climax. May also refer to a handjob or fingerbang, or more generally, any manual manipulation of genitals.
by Scarey December 7, 2009
Get the rub one outmug. Tip-Rub-Sesh (also referred to as mutual agreement, mutual assent or consensus ad idem) is a phrase in contract law used to describe the intentions of the parties forming the contract. In particular it refers to the situation where there is a common understanding in the formation of the contract. This condition or element is often considered a necessary requirement to the formation of a contract.
by TheOGinator April 7, 2010
Get the Tip-Rub-Seshmug. by Georgia Peachy Tits March 16, 2009
Get the Dirty Peach Rubmug. Sometimes I goto the 23rd Floor bathroom in the afternoon, think about the Latina secretaries, receptionists and paralegals and rub out a batch.
by Hank the Angry Dwarf September 26, 2006
Get the Rub out a batchmug. Tensions are high, rub out a chubby
Alan, there's a time and place and this is not it, why don't you rub out a chubby
Alan, there's a time and place and this is not it, why don't you rub out a chubby
by ExtremeLengthMcPhie July 28, 2016
Get the Rub out a chubbymug. For use on difficult or reluctant turds that hesitate to come out, but whose presence can be felt in the lower abdomen. One can rub their guts, pressing inwards working the deuce downward until the immediate urge to shit hits.
Got something wicked left over from those tacos last night that just won't leave, should probably try a lil rub-n-plop
by CholulaJew December 10, 2013
Get the Rub-n-plopmug. The act of eating wings, taking a hefty steamer on the waitress, and rubbing it thoroughly on her cleavage, allowing it to drizzle down to her stomach. To finish it, you leave her no tip. Do this weekly for ultimate effect.
"Katie was being such a bitch, so I gave her the Wisconsin Dry Rub. Can't wait to go again next Monday."
by tamslam March 2, 2015
Get the Wisconsin Dry Rubmug.