Waukegan county fair

When you spill beer on your dick and Peter and Chelsey’s dog lick it off

I spilled beer on my dick and Bailey Waukegan county faired me

by Dirk513 July 8, 2023

fair scare

When you scare someone back for scaring you.

Guy: Boo!

Girl: Ack!

Guy: It's only fair. You scared me first.

Girl: Okay. Agreed that is was a fair scare.

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

swear fair

n. A conversation where one or more of the participants curse casually and frequently.

Greg: "%^*& you, you ^*&@ing piece of god%&^ @#$%!"
Bob: "Whoa, watch the swear fair, dude. There's children around here."

by hopeofmen August 15, 2011

Fair Shots

When is somethings fair

Yo man I can’t go out tonight recovering from yesterday’s tailgate

Fair shots fair shots

by Fair Shots October 22, 2019

Fair Whether Family

Family members Whose presence is Rare and Far in between and When They Show Face, They come With Demands. So you love from afar.

When Ty Comes Let me know ahead of time, He begging and it's annoying. He's one of them Fair Whether Family, members I can only handle in spurts .

by ComingCorrect May 5, 2021

Daifuku Fair

The Zenith of Human Civilization. Every moment of humanity has all contributed to this very event. Bask in it's greatness.

"You were supposed to be here yesterday for your court trial! Where were you?"
"Apologies, your honor, I was at the Daifuku Fair"
"No need to apologize. I find the defendant Not Guilty."

by ScrewAllScrimble September 21, 2025

Fair whether fisherman

A diehard fisherman that will fish whether the conditions are good or poor. Sunny rainy cloudy calm windy or stormy. HE is on the lake.

I'm not going fishing today it's too windy. George is out fishing today tho. He is a fair whether fisherman.

by Das Miz January 5, 2019