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Muddy Portal 

When one person defecates into their partners anus and they proceed to shit it back into the original members anus. This resembles a brown portal from the classic game, portal. This can go on for days, minutes, hours, really just as long as you keep shitting
Ben made sure to feast on Taco Bell at lunch night because he was going to attempt the Muddy Portal with his girlfriend tonight!
Muddy Portal by Shippy69 November 27, 2019
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Muddy Buddies 

Similar to eskimo brothers, except for gay men. When two or more bros have gaped the same dudes poop chute.
John was so ecstatic to tell Bill he finally reamed out Terry after the club Saturday night and they are finally Muddy Buddies!
Muddy Buddies by T-carp February 7, 2020

Muddy Club 

When you defecate into a tube sock and use it as a weapon
Alex kept talking shit so I hit him with a Muddy Club.
Muddy Club by All Bets Hedged February 17, 2020

Muddy Kansas Sunflower 

The Muddy Kansas Sunflower is an act that requires patience, a shovel, and possibly a lot of sunscreen. In order to perform this act, one must strip naked, dig a hole for their feet, stand in the hole and bury their feet, bend over and point their booty toward the sun, push a dingleberry partially out of their anus, and point their butt towards the sun. In order to complete the Muddy Kansas Sunflower this position must be held for as long as the sun is up (hence the sunscreen). For understanding purposes, the dingleberry represents the seeds, the butt represents the flower, the body represents the stem, and the feet represent the roots of the sunflower.
“Hey bro, wanna go over to Dodge City and do a Muddy Kansas Sunflower?”

“Yeah, sure. I’ll grab the sunscreen if you get the shovel!”

“Bet.”

Muddy Volcano

When you are having rough Anal sex until the person receiving it has to diarrhea. When the diarrhea comes the person does a handstand shooting poop all over, looking like a Volcano
Girl: Hey babe I need to poop
Boy: Do a handstand I wanna see a muddy Volcano

Muddy Dutch 

The act of covering yourself with feces, in most cases your own, to avoid attack by physical or sexual predators.
My last stint in prison was brutal, so many inmates wanted to get a piece of my pretty ass. I had to pull the Muddy Dutch a few times at night to keep my butt-hole tight...
Muddy Dutch by JohnnyQwest August 3, 2020

Mindymangos 

A gorgeous specimen of female whose so fly that she's said to of put the MAN back in mangos. Always named Mindy and always sexy AF!!
SHORTY: DAMN, WHO'S THAT FINE FEMALE AND HOW'D DID SHE DO THAT?!!

HOMIE: Todd, that MindyMangos...She's been known to put the MAN back in mango!!!! you lucky @%@#% !!!

SHORTY: I NEED ME SOME MORE MINDYMANGOS BRO,....HEADING TO THE MANGO RANCH!
Mindymangos by Huthost March 20, 2021