Morning Fever

When you had a wet dream and wake up horny

I just woke up with morning fever.

by yellowfever17 February 20, 2011

morning boot

When one is kicked out of a random sexual partner's bed because the random sexual partner has something to do (e.g. go to work).

"Hey dude I hooked up with Erica again last night but I just got the morning boot. You trying to get breakfast?"

by Zavcaptain October 14, 2013

morning smashings

-Getting intoxicated (eg. alcohol, weed) straight after waking up, before 12pm.

-Getting intoxicated first thing in the morning after being intoxicated the night before.

Liz and Chris woke up at 9am to avoid a hangover Liz brought out a bottle of tequila and suggested morning smashings.

by empresshearts April 22, 2008

morning mist

To propell night sweat from the buttocks onto your partner's face via flatulance.

Although cool and soothing, Sally did not enjoy her shower of morning mist.

by Ben Hinez September 7, 2005

good morning

To ignore a hater in a sarcastic way

Hater: Wow your a fag
Stud: All i gotta say is good morning

by bigbobbybrown September 12, 2010

morning vag

Imagine peeling apart a grilled cheese sandwich...

Make sure you wash your morning vag when you wake up. I don't feel like smelling that god awful stench.

by Skinketier March 10, 2008

Morning Glory

Trying to force out a very large shit in the morning, since the process is slow and eats up time like a boss you decide to flood the sink with hot or cold water and stick your hand in the sink until your shit has slid right out your butt hole.

"Broski, i love my Morning Glory"

by MikeyB A Baller October 13, 2011