Mormon slide

When you believe god is watching, insert your penis into the vagina and sit perfectly still, no kissing or anything.

“Hey man I gave her the Mormon slide last night”

“Isn’t that a sin?”
“Only if you move.”

by Eat that pu557 September 05, 2018

mormon chicken burgers

Chick-Fil-A

"Hey Valen, lets get some Mormon Chicken Burgers!" exclaimed Daniel

by dfriemark February 15, 2019

You're Built Like a Mormon

You have the body of a Mormon

My dick physically slipped and you're built like a Mormon.

by Prokaryote vs Eukaryote October 13, 2019

mormon

a person who is extremely stupid and or shitty.

Synynom: Retarted, dicksucker, bitchtard, ass, mean, adolf hitler, inconsiderate, racist, Bob Ewell, Advystyles
Antynom: Canadian, badass, kind, genius, atticus finch, rockstar

Guitarherostyles is being such a mormon by denying his rape and sexual alligations

by Knmagor March 30, 2023

Mormons

We're basically the premium version of Christianity and our opinion doesn't matter.

Person 1: "Mormons are basically the premium version of Christians!"
Person 2: "Shut up. Nobody asked for your opinion. "

by The One With Wives March 16, 2022

Mormon

The religion of the future for the West.

Mormon Christianity is very similar to Islam.

by Levi Ebenezer the Wicked January 11, 2021

Mormon

Cleveland

Cleveland is mormon

by MormonCleveland September 03, 2021