Morning Mariennetta

When a guy wakes up in the morning and heads to the bathroom for the morning piss. The “morning mariennetta” is the set of farts that accompany the first morning piss.

First person: What you doing?
Second person: just woke up
First Person: you hungover from the party last night?
Second Person: yeah, my stomach is killing me, just got up for my morning mariennetta and it stinks.

by Yooooouuuuu December 31, 2020

Morning Brain

When you first wake up and you are stupider than normal.

Dude, I can’t do that right now I got morning brain.

by Yo Mama Like Me January 4, 2021

Morning Buns

Sex first thing in the morning.

Passed out early last night so I got some morning buns today.

by Sausagerides May 5, 2021

Morning Erection

Something that makes me wanna cum when I wake up

I keep getting morning erections and end up having cum all over my cock

by SingleForeverTW July 13, 2021

Morbiosity

Morbid curiosity.

“Why are you staring at that car crash? You know it killed two people!”

“Morbiosity”

by Pogoextreme August 10, 2021

morbigavirus

A disease used in the game called “a new life” by Angela He.

“Morbigavirus ruined so many potential moments.”

by acedovender December 4, 2021

morning kill

A Morning Kill is basically when you had Morning Sex.

"I got a Morning Kill baby"- said Kyle to Salim

by SYB DaeDae December 9, 2021