Missing Unicorn

A hallucination or crazy idea that someone who's generally drunk or high comes up with, then continues to believe during the hangover and usually, after they sober up.

Donny: MAN, I saw like, kids on the moon last night. They were up there, in, like, spacesuits, and I could SEE them. They must have been like giants or something!

Jim: Dude, you had a missing unicorn. GET OVER IT.

by Gurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl December 9, 2010

(to) miss the forest

Are they closing down/cancelling everything again?

Do you get support payments?

new semester about to kick off here. plus a minor job. plus the uncertainty of childrens daycare, schools. i depend on Kindergarten so strongly - to get ahead.

(to) miss the forest for the trees

by Krkič October 6, 2020

Missed a strike

A phrase used to hide your utter disappointment and anger when you nearly have a perfect run of something but then at the last moment you fail.

Guy 1:
I missed a strike after having a week of compliments and then one damn insult. Agh!
Now I feel terrible as if the other good things don't count.

Guy 2:
I was totally chatting up this girl and thought I was in when she dropped the boyfriend bomb as I went to kiss her. Agh!

by Toothpaste Salad February 28, 2009

Miss Thiccems

A thick ass queen who ain't gonna take no shit from no man.

CJ: I had sex with a Miss Thiccems last night
Ethan: Oh shit how was it?
CJ: I can't sit down anymore

by lilsaigon August 13, 2018

miss ana

A way to say anorexia without people knowing

I’m struggling with miss ana

by Linda6969696 September 25, 2020

Miss Nathu

Shit geography teacher only there cause st Gregory’s is fucking poor

Friend: who’s a cunt
Me: Miss Nathu

by Reng sayeed March 17, 2020

missed songportunity

Hearing only the very end of an awesome song when you change the radio station from something uninteresting.

I was just listening to a car commercial, then I changed the station and caught the end of this great Beatles song. Missed songportunity!

by Sammy96604 June 3, 2011