Guy 1: "You know man, now that I'm finally out of prison I'm going to change my ways for the better. Maybe go back to college and become a doctor."
Guy 2: "Not with that pink eye your not, what happened Frank?"
Guy 1: "Oh don't worry, that's just a souvenier from my Tijuana Milkshake."
Guy 2: "Not with that pink eye your not, what happened Frank?"
Guy 1: "Oh don't worry, that's just a souvenier from my Tijuana Milkshake."
by Cocaine-cola December 14, 2018
My Brother Had a Bathtub Milkshake Last Night
by PuppyDogs&Weezer March 23, 2023
While your kid is sleeping, sneak into his room with your wife and start to bone down. If you can finish and yell "CARL" before he wakes up, you win.
We snuck into his room, started pounding it out, and I was like "CARRRRRL!" Then he woke up. It was awkward. And now I'm on a government list. But I got a Carl's Milkshake!
by Danosue June 07, 2020
by suburbanmommy January 29, 2012
Boy goo, cum, guy goo, jizzum, little swimmers, all swallowed after a blow-job. The end result of a swallowed suck session.
by RedwoodRed June 25, 2024
When a person wears pants tight enough to create a "muffin top" and a man fucks the folds of the "muffin top", ejaculating between the folds. Continuing or movement after causes the semen to become frothy and creamy, similar to a milkshake.
by Tho'adu August 11, 2022
The phenomenon occurring when a piss is so pleasurable that simultaneous ejaculation occurs; the creamy yellow combination of semen and urine is the 'banana milkshake'.
by SweatyBear January 27, 2016