Michael

a guy which is a complete idiot. If you are friend with him, God bless you.

you such a Michael

by saint no.1 May 14, 2018

Michael

The simpiest simp in all of SimpVille. The face of SimpNation, this man will steal your girl but never actually fuck her.

Adriano: “I bought a girl lunch today, she even hugged me!”
Armando: “You sound like a Michael right now”

by BigMancini February 20, 2020

Michael

short, but thick penis

You have Michael!!; means you have small dick

by ddakkuli89 October 31, 2017

Michael

A lazy fuck. But everyone still loves him

God dammit Michael!

by Super penis June 23, 2018

michael

a slay kween that slays everything he does. he is a real sister

omg michael is such a slay kween.

by picklepoo December 4, 2018

Michael

He hates the color pink and his nickname is breasty😉😉

michael michael is such a breasty

by Love2623 March 6, 2017

Michael

A Guy that nobody Likes, he's an arrogant, selfish, ugly (both on the inside and outside), and stupid prick. If you leave something at his house you're not getting it back. He's not to be trusted either, because at any chance given he will stab you in the back.

Guy 1: Yo, Michael just ran over my dog!
Guy 2: Michael? Didn't you know Everyone hates that Fag, he's a fucking asshole. That's why he has no friends.

by Jimathorne August 26, 2018