Turbo mega cunt fucked

To get so heavily intoxicated that the participant's position on the space time continuum becomes fluid as he/she 'crosses over.'
Often associated with a complete blurring of the lines between life and death, gay and straight, able bodied and paralysed, and continent and not.

'Bro, I definitely won the 'drunkest man in Europe' award last night- I was so turbo mega cunt fucked that I crossed-over and woke up in a chicken coop felching a shop mannequin. The only thing that's going to shift this hangover is a masturbaywatch. Now, want to help me fuck this mannequin?'

by Anonymous submissions December 13, 2016

Ultra Mega Gorilla Ripped

Being so high, that you cannot move, speak, think or process anything that is going on. Gorilla meaning big or maximum.

Dude that blunt was so dank, I'm ultra mega gorilla ripped.

by Brandon, Beau, Oscar, Tyler June 19, 2008

Mega Hyper Death AIDS

Mega Hyper Death AIDS (MHDAIDS) is the worst disease known to man. It has a 99% mortality rate and it takes at least 10 days to kill a grown adult. MHDAIDS can be transmitted via sexual intercourse, and it is hereditary. If one were to recover from MHDAIDS, they would have an increased risk of developing Ligma or Bofa in their later life. Treatments for MHDAIDS include E-TMA, Sawcon and Sugon.

"Hey everyone, Shoenice again. I have Mega Hyper Death AIDS, this is my final video..."

by Hecking Degenerate June 15, 2021

Double Mega Tsunami Nunga

Verb: The act of using one's hands to force the nungas of a female upwards so that they thrash around violently when released.

Jackie double mega tsunami nunga-ed Nitasha's large breasts.

by LaquishaJonesDeVon January 8, 2011

Super mega ultra gay

David is super mega ultra gay. Meaning hes gay :)

" David is super mega ultra gay lmao hahahahahahahhahahahahahhaha" this means he is gay :)

by DuckDuckGooseDuckDuckGoose June 11, 2018

super mega donkey bitch

when a car passenger has to sit in the trunk because the other seats are all occupied.

passenger 1: shotgun!
passenger 2: not bitch!
passenger 3: not bitch!
passenger 4: fuck i'm bitch. At least im not super mega donkey bitch.
passenger 5: fuck my life

by miaomiaomiao May 28, 2011

Super mega dank nooner

A wheelie so good that the front tire points to our lord and savior valentino rossi. If your bike does not die from oil starvation are you even popping a wheelie

Did you see that squid on the gsxr1000 popping a super mega dank nooner

by Jon nicodem October 15, 2020