sex machine

Chad Zowacki

yo, Sex machine mang...

by Beef December 12, 2003

Lemonade Machine

A vagina.

Mark: She has such sweet juice coming out of her lemonade machine. I had to kill her so no one else could enjoy it.
Todd: Been there done that, so much savory juice.

by James Thundurfuk April 10, 2011

Hit Machine

India's most loved superstar Akshay Kumar is known as Hit Machine .

He guarantee Kumar also.

I am here for hit machine.

by Gareeb Indian 4.0 August 6, 2019

machine bum

Usually associated with consuming large quantities of semi-undigestables, such as corn or peanuts. The effect is a rapid-fire rectal discharge of the consumed food(s); often accompanied by diarrhea, accentuating the percieved effect.

"We had a great time at the picnic! There was lots of corn on the cob, but the next day I had a major case of machine bum!"

by franklore December 6, 2007

liking machine

guy or girl that has different crushes everytime you talk to them.

"Does Sarah still like Josh?" " No, now she likes Mark. That girl is a liking machine. vroom vroom

by nippdog May 27, 2011

The Candy Machine

shove candy up a girls vagina (peferably unwrapped) and try to eat it all out

Colten: My sweet tooth is acting up but im horny as shit
Mary: what should we do
Colten: what saw we do the candy machine
Mary: im down

by rangle frangle September 12, 2009

couch machine

The term used for an old couch that one has attached wheels to and uses for transportation and/or racing.
couch machine's are not common, however the few groups of people producing them are extremely compettitive and are very serious about the "sport"

Guy1: Hey man guess what me an rob are doing this weekend.
Guy2: what?
Guy1: Meeting Jusitn and Cody at the hill with the couch machine we built yesterday...gonna be sickk

by it-was-our-idea-first October 20, 2009