Machai

1. Hebrew for "life".
2. An insanely good-looking and witty individual.

1. Live your own Machai mom.
2. Jackie Chan is such a Machai.

by Reggie Rocket February 11, 2010

Mean Bean Machine

1. The puzzle game, Mean Bean Machine, for the Sega Genesis.
2. A term for the scrotum, often in reference to a sharp blow to said organ.

"OH! Right in the Mean Bean Machine!"

by Anonymus October 13, 2004

sex machine

A man-made sexual partner; A sex-bot; A robot with a dong; A robot with an 'access port'

I just spent 300 grand on a sex machine, but I'm still lonely...

Run for your lives! The sex machines are revolting!

by GeneralFailure March 5, 2005

washing machine

giant vibrator for women or men . . . . . eeeewwwwwwww.

miss Clemantine was very unsatisfied from the other leading vibrators so she leaned up against a washing machine.

by 8_Balled March 13, 2005

pimping machine

s.o. who's able to fuck as good as kusha

i fucked that hoe like a pimping machine last night

by hustlaaa August 2, 2006

Washington Academy, East Machias

Although I do agree with whatever part of the last definition made sense, I'd like to also add that whoever wrote that must have either been baked out of their mind or just completely retarded. I dont' mind the lack of capitalization or the misspelling, but do you see those funny little symbols on your keyboard? They're called periods and commas. That aside, Washington Academy is festering spawning ground for conformity and reeks of a total abuse of power over students that is only exceeded by the aura of depression that pervades the atmosphere for one mile in every direction.

If Washington Academy, East Machias, lessened its iron grip on the student body maybe definitions like this wouldn't come about.

by Jijibwa March 31, 2009

washing machine thing

washing machine thing is when your step sis or step mom gets stuck in the washer/dryer and you fuck them

Step mom: hey son, can you get me out of the washer

Step son: Sure mom let me just poke you in your ass with this thing

Step mom: ok is it the washing machine thing

Step son: YES

by gotermoter1013 December 18, 2019