mash a floppy

When you have to bend your dick in half because no erection is achievable for insertion.

I had to mash a floppy last night. She couldn’t tell the difference.

by DLSXF13 October 14, 2022

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Mash

Mobile army surgical hospitals.were emergency hospitals since 2006.thay were replaced by csh.

cash. Need to get to the mash

by Rip.mash October 23, 2022

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Eating Mashed Potatoes

Clean way of saying "masturbating and watching porn." The tense of "eating" can change depending on context.

Since I wasn't invited to any parties Friday night, I ended up staying home eating mashed potatoes.

by Licensed_Nerd January 12, 2022

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A term used by british grime artists such as Laytz, Lock that mash is a term used to describe the machine gun being on lock. alternatively, it can mean when someone throws away their unwanted mash potatoes

She said that she wants a bad man so bad man gonna lock that mash

by Agominotabouisausuablous January 15, 2022

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Drop Mashing

When an overweight girl stands with her bare booty region over a man and drops down so that her boots smacks his face and makes the sound of mash potatoes being flung at a person's face.

When Rita was drop mashing her boyfriend her ass smacked his face so hard I thought they were throwing mash potatoes at the wall.

by K.T.rees May 13, 2022

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the mashed potato

When you're unaware of your pregnancy and you still have sex.

"What the hell? I don't what happened to Jimmy, but he be looking like he got the mashed potato. Not sure what happened to him, but when he came out, he came out in pieces."

by TheSpizzleWizard December 6, 2021

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