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JP Logic

A logic where you will never admit your wrongs.
Come on dude quit using that JP logic!
by JP Logic September 6, 2018
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army logic

To do shit that is completely stupid for the one reason of “because we have too”
Why the hell do we have to clean the hallway five minutes after we cleaned it?

Because “army logic” now get the buffer that we shouldn’t use on these floors.
by WidowMaker211 April 1, 2018
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Logical negativist

A person who believes the philosophy that no knowlege is secure.

the main argument is that knowledge is provisional hence people can believe anything they want.
Im a Logical negativist. I can believe what i want, when i want, how i want.
by Theamazinggeek April 17, 2018
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Simple Logic

Secretly an alt
Person 1: bro who is simple logic
Tingles: Not me
by Aguywithashortname November 14, 2019
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Logic

When Tyler Williams sucks a bunch of cocks and gargles down the jizz.
Look at that homo Tyler explaining his logic...
by Imnottherealbob June 11, 2019
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logical bullshit

When someone says bullshit with some reason that is actually kind of reasonable.
Most times, you can`t find anything wrong at their reason so you either laugh or tell them to shut up.
Politicians use this to think they`re doing something GOOD. The truth is, they`re throwing away your money at some crappy shit.
When you say some of this to a teacher while you are in trouble, she/he will punish you more.
Student: You shouldn`t tell my mom that I fought with Joe today.
Teacher: And why is that?
Student: If you tell her, she`ll feel bad, and you shouldn`t make someone feel bad.
Teacher: LOGICAL BULLSHIT!

Guy1: I know everything!
Guy2: Bullshit.
Guy1: If you don`t know something, you can`t explain it.

If there is something I can`t explain, I can explain it by saying "I can`t explain it", and that leads to a

contradiction.

So there is nothing I can`t explain, and there is nothing I don`t know.
Guy2: That is some serious logical bullshit.
by Jekr June 12, 2019
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logic

Logic is a being that critiques life at the finest, despite how smart or stupid their IQ is.
My name is Logic because I am logic, and you are a Americuckaloid
by Michael Chricton March 4, 2019
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