A Dirty Lilli is when a petite asian woman does an irish exit out of a party to have bat-shit wild monkey-sex hanging upside down - amazing spiderman-style - with a significantly younger, zesty school boy (often underage). It's only possible to achieve a Dirty Lilli with the help of Dirty Jakob (the person, not the awkward sex in a fake fake taxi). Consent optional. Walk of shame, obligatory.
Girl: I was out of town last night and pulled a Dirty Lilli!
Friends: *standing ovation*
Girl: Couldn't have done it without Dirty Jakob!
Friends: *screams*
Friends: *standing ovation*
Girl: Couldn't have done it without Dirty Jakob!
Friends: *screams*
by j25d42l9 April 23, 2024
Get the Dirty Lillimug. “i dropped something on the ground but when i turned back to get it, it was already gone!”
“ah must of been loony lilli”
“ah must of been loony lilli”
by arcticfaceghost June 18, 2022
Get the loony lillimug. The kind of sister that feels like home. She's your built-in best friend, your safe place, and your biggest cheerleader all in one. Her laugh is contagious, her hugs fix everything, and her heart is made of pure gold. When life gets hard, Lilly is the light that reminds you you're never alone.
by Rose303 July 10, 2025
Get the Lillymug. Lilies ar beautiful,king, enigmatic, full of energy. Psychic,never wrong, loves her parents and her sisters. The possibilities ar endless for a Lillie
My Lillie is super intelligent
by Holy Mary mom June 10, 2022
Get the Lilliemug. This term is used to describe a man who is utterly overwhelmed by insignificant circumstances and who often proclaimes his discomfort loudly and expects others to sympathize with his circumstances.
Jenny: Hey Alice I haven't seen your husband today. Is he alright?
Alice: he's fine he just drank too much last night and he's really hungover. He's been in bed all day and I have to wait on him hand and foot.
Jenny: Wow, he's such a wilting Lilly.
Fred: hey Bill would you like to go fishing today?
Bill: no Fred there's a 10% chance of rain today and I don't want to risk getting pneumonia.
Fred: Geez Bill aren't you the wilting Lily.
See also:
Pussy
Pansy
Buttercup
Millennial
Alice: he's fine he just drank too much last night and he's really hungover. He's been in bed all day and I have to wait on him hand and foot.
Jenny: Wow, he's such a wilting Lilly.
Fred: hey Bill would you like to go fishing today?
Bill: no Fred there's a 10% chance of rain today and I don't want to risk getting pneumonia.
Fred: Geez Bill aren't you the wilting Lily.
See also:
Pussy
Pansy
Buttercup
Millennial
by The Great White Monkey January 18, 2023
Get the Wilting Lillymug. you're so caroline-lilly ! hahaha
by dogzrbuilderzxx July 3, 2023
Get the caroline-lillymug. by Itslilliekellybitches February 11, 2018
Get the Lillie Kellymug.