Lie

An assertion that is believed to be false, typically used with the purpose of deceiving or misleading someone.

The Government lied about there being weapons of mass destruction in Iran

by Kendrick Glazer May 30, 2024

Asians taking a lie detector test

POV:
ur asian taking a lie detector test
Son: "Hey dad, I took a lie detector test today."
Dad: "Oh ok, what score you get?"
Son: "Uh...it's a lie detector test, dad. There's no score, you either pass or fail."
Dad: "Okay, so did you pass or no?"
Son: "Well, you didn't want me to tell them how you raped my sister, right?"
Dad: "Shhh! Quiet! Someone could here you!"
Son: "Yeah, that's what I thought. Well, I lied about that, so you wouldn't get in trouble."
Dad: "Ok, good boy."
Son: "But the thing is... they detected that I had lied."
Dad: "WHAT??? FBI GUNNA SHOW UP AT DA FRONT DOR ANY MINUT NOW! STOOBID!"

Son: "No dad, they won't. I killed them all before they could call the cops."
Dad: *stares at son for a while* "Okay, good boy. You want some ice cream?"
Son: "Uh....Sure, but that's not all."
Dad: "Oh my god. What now, son? Hah?"
Son: "In order to lie.... I had to fail the test."

Dude 1: Did you hear about those asians taking a lie detector test?
Dude 2: Yeah, I haven't seen 'em since, do you know where they are?
Dude 1: No...

by PORGSSSS November 28, 2023

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by Adujasty343 July 14, 2025

Lie

It isn't a matter of belief vs non-belief. Even if what I am saying is true, what YOU Wan to happen is happening. Other people are profiting off of me and I have to perform meaningless labor and live in poverty. And as long as you don't have to pay the price, you are perfectly fine with someone else's kid getting murdered over it."

Hym "Where is the lie?"

by Hym Iam December 28, 2024

Lie-Am

A person who's lies a lot

your such a lie-am

by HEHEHHEHEHHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHHE December 7, 2022

That's a lie, Mike

You know what a lie is Michael.

Hym "You're not doing it explicitly because I said I wouldn't validate your religion. You're miming the words but really that's all there is to it. So, that's a lie, Mike. You have no intention of ever doing your religion properly. I said it before and I was right. It's a prescription for others for an illness they do not have and that is exactly why the weaponized schizophrenia too. OH! You know what I just thought of something! Well, 2 things actually. But, I gotta cut this one short. You're a liar Michael. Hell for you and your kids."

by Hym Iam March 2, 2025

Lie until you can't lie anymore

Yeah, you would know a lot about that wouldn't you Meg?

Hym "That's like your catchphrase though, isn't? 'Lie until you can't lie anymore' Right? I'll get you though... I wil get... Your lil ass... Mm... Yep... Yepyepyep...."

by Hym Iam July 5, 2024