Squeeze and leave

Similar to dine and dash. Squeeze and leave is when you take a poop and do not wipe.

Person 1: Hurry! We have to leave right now
Person 2: Okay i just did a squeeze and leave we can go

by Lord of fartz August 7, 2019

Tom, you may as well leave

The act of trying to roast someone with the name “Tom” by singing the song “Call me by your name”, but slightly changing the lyrics. And instead stating “Call me what you want, Call me what you need, Tom you may as well leave”.

Enrique: Are you gang gang?
Tom : “Who Remembers the Infinity Stones”
Adrian: “Tom, you may as Well Leave.”
Tom: Shut the Fuck up.

Adrian: Nope!

by Göbert August 13, 2025

leaves in the gutter

Putting a wad of toilet paper in your butt crack to absorb a shart or blowout.

I feel a shart coming on….put some leaves in the gutter to absorb that shart!

by The KI girls April 3, 2025

Don’t leave me on paused

This is when you are on FaceTime. Then someone yells at you when you accidentally go on Instagram and you leave them on paused. Because they need all the attention from you.

Ali A- DON’T LEAVE ME ON PAUSED JESS

Jess- Oh sorry

by Vineisalive123 July 10, 2018

Leaving school age

The age you don't have to go to school

I'm finally going to be at the Leaving school age

by 459395 March 6, 2022

Leave

No I do not need to leave you, fucking half-wit. If you weren't letting these FUCKING IMBECILES invade the privacy of, harass to try to entrap, and extract resources out of people they don't like, you would have had least one fewer shoot schooling. And that is why your fucking approval rating is so fucking abysmal. You people don't listen. You don't ask questions. If you do they are loaded questions where you insinuate that I'm wrong about something. "Don't you think you're wrong about that?" To which the response will always and forever be "I'm right about the fucking thing that I'm right about and I refuse to truly care about anything or anyone else until this is over. So stop trying to convince me I'm wrong about shit and do the fucking thing I want you to do you retarded fuck."

Hym "Nonononono... You had someone bring up the fact that you didn't like the thing I said about being a glorified tie-breaker and nothing more than a glorified popularity contest winner in a popularity contest that is designed to allow the person with less votes to win. Or maybe it was the nepotistic offspring thing. But I do a hell of a lot more than complain. If the AI bubble is the only thing holding up the economy, you're fucking welcome. And if Jordan Peterson's wife was treated in Russia after they used the cancer resistant chernobyl wolves to generate and experimental treatment that she thing uses to cure her cancer that is not me taking credit for something I didn't do. And you still don't even know whether or not I was directly responsible in the exact way I insinuated initially. You can keep chanting 'leave' and 'equal' and 'I choose Noah' all you want. It is not ever going to change the fact that I was right. If my condition is improving and I'm not actually dying, it means you're going to end up leaving before I do and I can guarantee they you won't be going anywhere good."

by Hym Iam December 2, 2025

Burying and leaving

When you get your grill preggers but leave her with what you left buried like a true alpha

Chad, we bring you to court this day on the account of "burying and leaving." What is your defence?

by 4quaad May 3, 2018