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Coolest kid

Coolest kid could be anyone.
You wouldn’t know who.
LAME Kid1: Hey, who’s the coolest kid around here?
LAME Kid2: Only the one and only Coolkid89!
LAME Kid3: WOW! Their name even sounds cool!
by Not Niki December 8, 2021
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Sewer Kid

Someone who does not shower for days on end and/or does not wear deodorant ever. They will then most deffinately smell like the sewer.
Man, did you smell Adam? He smells like a Sewer Kid.
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Athletic Kid

The annoying person that can span from the age of 4 all the way up to 25. He or she, usually he, is the kid that would sprint around the gym/track when the gym teacher says a jog/walk.
Gym teacher: Ok everybody! We are now going to do a nice slow jog around the gym.
Athletic kid:*starts to sprint while laughing at everyone he passes, thinking he looks cool, but actually looks retarded*. (The gif. below is a good representation on what this kid looks like.)
by A_Bi_Legend November 12, 2020
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howell kid

kids from howell, nj who have huge houses, huge schools, and lots of money. they are obsessed with fame and money. there are karens, chads, and a lot more annoying, rich people. the kids there wear chains, louis vuitton, gucci, fenti, etc. most girls/boys 12-15 are soaked with money and are snobs. the schools there are big, they have nice food, elevators and much more. howell kids do tik toks, and they think they are cool. the dads there play golf on sundays have have extreme family barbecues.
martha: *flips hair* why you so obsessed with meee boy i wanna know.. lying that you’re sexting me when everybody knows!!
everyone else: stfu martha ur a freaking howell kid
by howellkids November 25, 2019
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Clark kids

Despite originating on the planet Earth, Clark kids are actually a species of alien. They have achieved this by chiefing so much that their territory, Clark Park, has actually spiritually ascended to the astral plane. They practice an ascetic lifestyle mirroring European monks they call "fiending", which consists of relying, to varying degrees, on other people's weed and food to survive.

The average Clark kid greetings are "who need loud" or "u tryna match?". These are both expressions conveying benevolence in Clark kid culture, as well as social status markers. Social status among Clark kids is determined by quantity of marijuana, similar to how some cultures associate social status with the size of their cattle herd. Traditional Clark kid clothing is a hoodie, pants, and some dirty ass Vans. Some traditional Clark activities include boxing, playing music, stealing from other Clark kids, and ghosting blunts.
Among Clark kids, the words 'bet' , 'merch', and 'facts' all mean 'yes'.
by soberboy63 December 11, 2018
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Kid Amogus

Spelled backwards means Sugoma Dik (Suck on my dick). Mostly used to trick kids into the trap.
Person 1: Hey! What's Kid Amogus Backwards?
Person 2: HAHA! Sugoma Dik (suck on my dick)
by anonymous March 5, 2022
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The Kids Will Love It

Made by Matt and Pat of the Machinima series "Two best friends play."
Used to poke fun at over used mechanics in video games and other media.
Such as the mass amounts of call of Call of Duty clones or how games are too easy
"Another Call of Duty clone? THE KIDS WILL LOVE IT!!"
"Why is this horror flick so damn generic? Oh! Because the kids will love it!"
by jack frost nixon November 6, 2012
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