Kevin is the most amazing, kindest person on the big green, polluted Earth you will ever meet. He is smart, sexy, and just an all-out BOSS at everything. He's sweet, but has a few dark sides that may sometimes scare you, but you will love him no matter what. Everyone needs a Kevin in his/her life.
~TRAITS OF A KEVIN~
~Kind
~Loving
~Sexy (as hell)
~Psychotic (in a really good way)
~Have i mentioned sexy?
~THINGS TO DO WITH YOUR KEVIN~
~Cuddle
~Cuddle
~Cuddle some more
~Watch gruesome movies with (i.e. Hardcore Henry)
~Kiss
~...
~Cuddle. i don't think i emphasized that enough...
TO MY KEVIN. I LOVE YOU!!!
~GracieChan
~TRAITS OF A KEVIN~
~Kind
~Loving
~Sexy (as hell)
~Psychotic (in a really good way)
~Have i mentioned sexy?
~THINGS TO DO WITH YOUR KEVIN~
~Cuddle
~Cuddle
~Cuddle some more
~Watch gruesome movies with (i.e. Hardcore Henry)
~Kiss
~...
~Cuddle. i don't think i emphasized that enough...
TO MY KEVIN. I LOVE YOU!!!
~GracieChan
Kevin is my Boyf.
by GracieChanYeet666 September 28, 2019
Kevin is usually a of an Asian background sometimes black and has a big dick because he tends to be one. He also loves to complain 24/7. A kevin also likes to disrespect women.
Person: hey do you know that Kevin kid?
Person 2: yeah I head he was sus.
Girl: yeah he ate my dick out last night.
Person 3: I guess you are what you eat?
Person 2: yeah I head he was sus.
Girl: yeah he ate my dick out last night.
Person 3: I guess you are what you eat?
by Christalmethany January 27, 2019
this specific kevin that known better as 'len' or 'shitlastor' is a fucking idiot and always make an awful joke, he have no self control or what so ever and very fucking annoying
(this definition better be published cause i need to expose the person)
(this definition better be published cause i need to expose the person)
by shitlas January 30, 2020
by N8zR0 April 24, 2019
by Asseaterrrrr June 15, 2018
Noun: Obtuse, financially well-off person, often a trust-fund baby, who doesn't understand money, budgeting or poverty and annoyingly suggests things that are out of budget to others.
OMG!! Can you lay off suggesting I take Uber everywhere??? You're such a Kevin; I told you I'm broke.
Could you be any more of a Kevin??? I told you for the zillionth time, I can't go clubbing . I'm scrounging for shrapnel in the couch just to get a 59 cent burger at Mickey D's.
Just because your daddy pays for everything, doesn't mean you have to be such a Kevin. I've already told you, I can't afford to go to Baja on spring break. My job pays so low that I got less dough than a pizza hut in my bank account.
Could you be any more of a Kevin??? I told you for the zillionth time, I can't go clubbing . I'm scrounging for shrapnel in the couch just to get a 59 cent burger at Mickey D's.
Just because your daddy pays for everything, doesn't mean you have to be such a Kevin. I've already told you, I can't afford to go to Baja on spring break. My job pays so low that I got less dough than a pizza hut in my bank account.
by Surf Diva December 19, 2017