Kevin

Someone that reads you a bedtime story after having sex on a date.

My tinder date went great until he pulled a Kevin and I had to uber myself to saftey.

by Bangorrang July 19, 2017

Kevin

Their parents hate them and they probably have no friends

FUCK YOU KEVIN THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN’T FUCKING LOVE YOU!

by Sneakygecko55YT May 2, 2020

Kevin

The most annoying person ever.

kevin is a brat

by hbfvhabvySBGFVHYABKUGBVHH April 1, 2019

Kevin

A guy who dresses in a very weird way almost like a skater boy he skateboards and has crazy hair and is very handsome and has lots of friends and is a greaf guy to date and he has a huge dick and you can never not have fun with him.

Omg kevin is such a skater boy

He is so hot

by Idintreallyknow February 10, 2018

Kevin

Smart, nice, and cute.

“Kevin got straight a’s”

by Haley’s. May 22, 2018

kevinize

to fuck with someone you shouldn't: underage girls, employees that are doing their job well Already, etc

"Did you hear about that 17 yr old that made out with the much older guy?"

"Yeah man. Bitch got Kevinized"

"Hey, can you do this extra task for me that's not really necessary but I'm under the impression is Essential to this getting done?"

"This guy is a kevinizing rampage today"

by Smergy Borfendorf November 13, 2013

Kevin

Needs to be with a Lilly. Kevin's are amazing people and go AMAZING with Lilly's. They will do anything for the ones they love. Even steal phones. Probably joined the soccer team but quit, might regret it. Love cheerleaders named Lilly.

OMG! Did you see Kevin and Lilly together?

by ILOVESWINGING November 9, 2018