Julian

The lamest dude you know, but he has a massive penis

"You're such a Julian," Stacy said
"😓" Said Chad

by Goonmeister1234 December 14, 2024

Julian

An extremely straight, manly heterosexual guy with a huge dick and a great boyfriend.

Yesterday Julian made an account on urban dictionary using his girlfriend’s email to add definitions.

by Lab-doodle April 14, 2022

julian

a dumb person with no brain. very likely to drink coffee at night and lowkey flirt with his girlfriend’s cat.

someone: who’s julian?
aspen: he’s the biggest dumbass to walk the earth

by milllioeiwiiwiwiwi September 27, 2020

Julian

People named julian (also born on April 2)are the most smexy people. They also always want smex in medbay ;)

L: that guy over there is so hot
M: that’s because his names Julian

by jdkdodndjdndkid December 14, 2020

Julian

A fucking asshole who will always bitch about everything

Stop being such a Julian!

by Another Another asian May 5, 2022

Julian

Julian is fucking short

Her: do u know Julian?
Kim: the short ass one?

Her: yes

by Mamaammaa May 23, 2022

Julian

Decides it is of his best interest to never touch grass and grind fortnite until he gets a gay mate.

Bruh touching grass is overrated. -Julian

by Brrrrrad February 15, 2022