jennifer coolidge

jennifer coolidge.

boy: hey have u heard of that jennifer coolidge woman?
girl: yes i think isnt she the one that said “im taking the dog dumbass!”

by kenzielisious November 24, 2023

Jennifer

Jennifer is Goldilocks

what is jennifer?
goldilocks brah

by Jenni_12 December 23, 2023

Jennifer Curtis

The type of mom to adopt a different race because her own genes weren’t sufficient.

I pulled a Jennifer Curtis and adopted a basketball American! (She plays overseas)

by poopystinky3434 January 29, 2024

jennifer

an absolute whorey slutty woman who sucks everyone’s dick they see and would fuck a homeless man

That woman’s dressed like a whore, her name must be JENNIFER! What a slut!

by charlie adams February 12, 2024

Jennifer

Jennifer is a redhead whose carpet definitely matches the drapes. She loves even harder than guys get when looking at her. She’s a selki, mermaid and succubus all wrapped into one beautiful package. If you ever get the chance to be inside of a Jennifer, you’ll never want to go anywhere else ever again.

Person one: hey man, I’m feeling kind of sick. Want to take my place in a four way sex party with three girls later today?

Person two: no thank you, I have the chance to give Jennifer a foot rub tonight. Not going to pass that up.

Person one: oh shit, I’m so jealous.

by Twat Trotter February 19, 2024

Jennifer’s Body

1: the 2009 movie starring Megan Fox
2: the Ken Carson song from A Great Chaos

1.) “Let’s go watch Jennifer’s Body- average urban dictionary user in 2009
Ok-average urban dictionary user in 2009‘s friend

2.) “2 THINGS I AINT NEVER SEEN”-me on October 13, 2023
“What are you singing?”- my friend
“Jennifer’s Body by Ken Carson”-me on October 13, 2023

by EBK Boston April 22, 2024

Jennifer

Jennifer is a big whore who doesn’t have any permissions on her computer and needs hearing aids

Person 1: “You’re such a Jennifer”
Person 2: “Dude no I’m not I have permissions on my computer”

by Uhhhhmmmmm December 28, 2024