Hamda Jama

1, To call someone a Hamda Jama is to refer to someone who has numerous loser boyfriends and leads them all on for free food and lifts

2, Someone who has dated every loser in dodgy surburbian West London areas, e'g Hounslow and Southall

Girl no 1 - Who is that loser you are with
Girl 2 - oh he's just someone who gets me food and lifts
Girl 1 - You're such a Hamda..!!

Hounslow boy - Give me your digits
Hamda Jama girl - Only if you give me a ride and food
Hounslow boy - I'm only on job seekers allowance and no car
Hamda Jama girl - then you can forget about it, I don't want no scrub..!!

by Ayan Ismail January 16, 2007

Jamaican Love Tackle

The act of rapid sexual intercourse after a period of celibacy.

When we get home from your parent's house. I am going to Jamaican Love tackle you on the couch

by wordguru667 February 3, 2010

Jamaican Jam

The sexuall process of two penis shoved up both nostril

Then the males urinate

Last night I got Jamaican Jam and pee got all over

by cucucucucucucucucucucbuna June 7, 2011

Jamaican Jerk

A woman, who is currently menstruating and not wearing any protection, only panties, gives a guy a handjob and lets him cum all over her "Red Stripe".

Red Stripe is usually known as the most famous beer from Jamaica

"My girlfriend is on the rag, and it sounds weird, but that turns me on. She gave me a Jamaican Jerk the other day. It was awesome!"

by Gutterbrain August 30, 2011

Jamal

A person who makes shit up 24/7. You can never trust this person or you'll lose your grip on reality. No one can ever tell what's real or fake, but you best believe that most of it comes out of his/her ass.

Niall: Flat Earth Society is so stupid...
Sid: ikr, these people completely ignore facts & logic
Niall: Smh, ackchyually earth is a donut.
Sid: the fuck ?
Niall: Yeah my uncle's friend's dog's cousin told me. He went to space last year.
Sid: You're such a Jamal! Shut your pie-hole.
Niall: Arre I swear, if you don't believe me I'll get you tickets, I have contacts...

by trashmachi March 5, 2019

Jamal

Jamal is a very common somali name. He has a lot of wet friends but can have some nice people in his life. Jamal thinks hes bad but the truth is that hes a big pussy unless backed up by olders

Girl:Whos that guy acting bad
Girl 2:thats jamal he thinks hes bad

by Filip_69.position.lover January 9, 2020

jamaican party

to fit as many people as possible into a bathroom, running the hot water and hotboxing the bitch.

"boy we partied jamaican till we were running out taking off our clothes!"

or

"jamaican party in my shitta!!"

by lobus maximus August 13, 2006