japanese insult

A swear word which isn't really offensive in the least, and if anything shows how much of a pussy the person who said it is.
Makes reference to the impressive politeness of the Japanese people, who rarely swear. What you see in anime and Japanese film isn't an accurate indication for any Japan buffs.
Japanese insults include childish things such as 'dummy' and 'poo poo'.

Tom: You're a fucking asshole
Jim: Be quiet you... dummy...
Tom: Mate, that was a Japanese insult

by Setae July 13, 2014

Japanese Ponytail

The process of holding a man or woman's rectum open with two fingers and then inserting scoops of ice cream, several if possible. Then one proceeds to have anal sex with this person.

"Oh my god... Paul japanese ponytailed me last night..."

"That bitch walkin' like she got a japanese ponytail!"

by picklefucker August 26, 2013

Japanese

the best country in the world. don't pretend you don't know it! boo yeah!

japan kicks ass and everywhere else sucks ass.

by anonymous March 11, 2005

Japanese

Something from Japan or the actual language. The easiest way to tell the difference from Japanese and another attepmt to be smart is that Japanese always has a consonant followed by a vowel. there are never double consonants but there are cvv clusters in the language. Also R's sound like L's, and most words from english have a U on the end if it ends with a consanent.

Riku Yosaka is a real japanese name
Jonetisame Kuryama Isn't
Ramu sounds like Lamu and Rabu is Love

by DDRWISEMAN October 21, 2004

Japanese Drive-By

Some untrained Japanese bitches in a car that try to drive by a Chinese person (or any other race). Then they realize that their guns aren't loaded and the Chinese person (or any other race) kills all the Japanese bitches.

The Tojos tried to Japanese Drive-By me again.

by David Li April 23, 2005

Japanese Fish Hook

When having sex, and the woman is about to orgasm, and the man finishes her with his hand, and she squints and screams, "Ohhhhhhiieeee!" Then the mans joins in the squinting and screaming, and screams, "Aaaaaayyyyyaaaaaaaaaa!!"

The couple were filed for a sound complaint when trying the Japanese Fish Hook in a hotel with paper thin walls.

by Shoester May 6, 2009

Japanese suicide drink

A mixture of Dr. Pepper (or store brand rip-off), Wasabi, and alot of soy sauce into a shot glass. Everyone stands by a sink and on the count of 5 every one chugs the glass. Repeat untill some one throws up. You can also put liquer into this deadly mix.

(Ex.)

Guy #1: Hey have you heard of theese japanese suicide drink thingy's?

Guy #2: Yeah, me and my freind did a few rounds yesterday night.

Guy #1: Oh yeah? How did that go?

Guy #2: Let's say we ended up in a hospital ER with a non-ending stream of puke pouring out of my freind's mouth.

Guy #1: So it went good?

Guy #2: Yeah.

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by The Homless Hobo July 28, 2011