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jacob english

a man of very few words. a man who plays in photobooth. A MAN WHO ALWAYS GETS IN TROUBLE IN COMPUTER APPS. has an obsession with Pepe's chilean adventure. Enjoys indonesia. and katrina. Laughs at fatties going down the interstate on rollerskates with a wide load sign on their ass and their children in a camper. AKA: suri cruise.
"jacob english this relationship is out the door."
"JACOB SHUT THE DOOR"
by MOGADISHU! November 12, 2008
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Jacob

Your such a jacob...
by YaBoiz December 7, 2017
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Jacob

1. One who is characterized by foolishness or a lack of common sense.

2. a)One who habitually ruins jokes by attempting to build upon them with tired puns and witticisms.

b) A person who often makes remarks intended to be humorous, but fails to do so by fumbling the delievery.
After Tom made a bad joke, we stopped him from telling another one by calling him a Jacob.
by Ian Relihan July 15, 2008
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jacob sartorius

an annoying person who wears blush, is a guy, and is fugly as fuck
by lbj23theking July 11, 2016
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jacob sartorius

13 year old girl : I LOVE JACOB SARTORIUS OMG
Me : KYS
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jacob sartorius

by Jj godly July 27, 2016
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jacobellis

to attempt to show off and completely fuck yourself over. as seen when Lindsay Jacobellis threw away a gold meal in boardercross by trying to grab method off the last jump.
fuck dude, he had it until he decided to pull a jacobellis
by pete_stock April 12, 2006
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